blorbo central

@skeetsk is my main

[piratemadi]

i dont "ship" anything i just understand .

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[ghostengarden]

She’s going to fix your car and then steal your gf

[valtsv]

one of the best kinds of characters is a guy who is annoying and knows this but hot enough to get away with it and also aware of this, and who takes great pleasure in being as obnoxious as possible and then watching everyone who's attracted to them visibly speedrun the five stages of grief when they realize that hasn't changed

[valtsv]

[doesephs]

handing over full custody of my period, step throat, food poisoning and finals deadline to jean moreau

[zombiecowboy65]

Gym worker/physical trainer Jeremy Knox who gets flirted with by every woman and man in the gym and gym goer Jean Moreau who ends up getting twice as shredded as he meant to because he’s so insanely jealous

Meanwhile everytime someone flirts with Jeremy his eyes always stray to the big ass beautiful man huffing and puffing like he’s training for war lmao

[thebumblecee]

A modern au where Declan crashes out because he spends years trying to keep Ronan from blowing their cover with his reckless behaviour only to find out Matthew is TikTok famous

[meruz]

on da road

[zombiecowboy65]

Peak is Jeremy throwing an arm over his face or hiding his face in a pillow as Jean fucks him and Jean moving that arm/pillow and saying “let me see you”

Close on it’s heels is Jeremy being loud as FUCKKK in bed and trying to shut himself up and Jean saying “let me hear you”

[doesephs]

ronan is very protective of his caterpillars

[zombiecowboy65]

Has anyone pointed out this parallel yet? How Noah was on the brink but it was harder to see when he was engaging with Jeremy / Jeremy’s friends? How Jeremy’s headed toward that brink but how it’s harder to see when he’s talking and laughing and engaging with his friends? How Jeremy said Noah was just tired . How Jeremy says he’s just tired. How they’re both obviously not okay? How Jeremy is headed straight for Noah’s fate ?

[zombiecowboy65]

[doesephs]

i don’t know how to draw jean nor do i care to

[zombiecowboy65]

Jean sitting on the edge of the mattress, Jeremy standing between his legs. His arms wrapped around Jeremy’s waist, Jeremy’s hands carding thru his hair; his face pressed into Jeremy’s stomach. “You can call me by my given name,” Jean says, “if you like.”

Jeremy’s breath hitches slightly. He remembers it, from Cat, from the envelope she’d seen on the table. And he’d be a liar if he said he didn’t know how to pronounce it, not after he’d looked up tutorials, just to hear how it would sound. So instead he continues his movements, scratching gently at Jean’s scalp, and says, once, softly, “Jean-Yves.”

There is a shuddering breath from below. From Jean, against his stomach. Jeremy runs his hands through Jean’s hair again, and repeats himself.

His hand drifts lower, to the side of Jean’s face, cupping his cheek, coaxing him to look up, up, until his hand is on Jean’s chin, in a reverse of how Jean usually catches his, and Jean’s eyes are on him.

“Jean-Yves,” Jeremy repeats. “A beautiful name, for my beautiful boy.”

[zombiecowboy65]

Canon jerejean

[vtnife]

[dtbird]

Steve's House From Hell

I'm bastardising @mcmansionhell's carefully honed craft to make fun of Steve's house from Stranger Things. If you like making fun of far more ridiculous houses and learning about architecture along the way give them a follow!

The Harrington's house is actually in Atlana. 8253 Carlton Road, Riverdale to be specific. With that in mind, lets get into the epic highs and lows of this property.

FRONT EXTERIOR

Built in 1976 when Steve was the tender age of ten, this grey hunk of bricks boasts 4 beds, 5 baths, 2 acres of land, and of course the heated pool. These photos are a mix of shots from the show and pics taken when the property was last sold in 2009.

FOYER

There isn't physically a chandelier in the Harrington's foyer but spiritually there is.

MAIN ROOM

I think Steve's Plaid RoomTM was a set built separatley from the house? Unless that balcony bit has been renovated since 2009.

POOL ADMIRATION ROOM

Why this room has two giant empty doorframes into the main room I don't know. Otherwise it's kinda cosy!

A KITCHEN

I have no idea where this kitchen is in relation to any of the other rooms.

REAR EXTERIOR

(as someone who has zero garages I may have gotten emotional here)

I hope you enjoyed this foray into all the photos I could find of Steve's dumb rich people house! Worth an estimated $421,700 today, it's nowhere near the fanciest or most ridiculous McMansion out there. Nonetheless I hope this inspires you to include it's more nonsense features in your fics.

[fortheloveofexy]

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