Not a Hipster

Nerdy. Political. MTU. Never ending love for gummy bears. New tattoo enthusiast. Finally starting to become the person I always wanted to be. As INTJ as INTJ's come. Also check out my biology blog: the-environmentalologist.tumblr.com

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[sockdrawerdemon]

We have a good idea of what the Sexiest Pigeon looks like. People bred pigeons that were so incredibly sexy to other pigeons that they would abandon their flock and follow the sexy pigeon back to *your* flock. That's *free pigeons baybey!*

They're called theif pouters.

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[hjdjdjdjdjc-deactivated20260221]

a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said "does spock make himself 'more palatable' for others?" and had me promise to keep unmasking like:

[extrafabulouscomics]

[dogposts]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[blujayonthewing]

[thememedaddy]

[dovesndecay]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[guaplovebaby]

Fucc Donald Trump

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[transgirlsgetswords-deactivated]

the 3st.

[doodlegirll]

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[laughconfetti]

this has been in my queue for an entire year

[bithablu]

Happy Winter Solstice to all the heathens! And everyone else! But especially the heathens!

[lemonsharks]

And a debauched Saturnalia to all of you 😳🥹

[b0nkcreat]

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

[phantomrose96]

*motivational voice* it is always possible to make things worse for The Character

[willgrahamscock]

one man’s phobia is another man’s kink

[non-normal-nate]

A philia for every phobia.

[willgrahamscock]