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Arm yourself with info.
(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)
*waits a moment*
(adds a thymely nod to the list)
Only day you can rb this
This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far
No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:
So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.
They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.
And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.
Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.
Yoga pants. Hmf.
people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.
From wicking up road salt.
The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.
My JNCOs after a mosh pit at Ozfest taught me how to endure being weighed down by existential dread
peter, barty, evan in that order
(sorry the quality is like 2 pixels lmfao)
the boxers are giving dcc
Mordecai, Princess Donut, and Carl
Excuse me while I avoid existential dread by microdosing diving head first into the void.
*takes a nap*
fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning
FMK - In order
The wound, the past, the ghost
The past, the ghost, the wound
The ghost, the wound, the past
The wound, the ghost, the past
The past, the wound, the ghost
The ghost, the past, the wound
Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results
But, bitch, watch me strut
#mood today
The convergence
YouTube autogenerated subtitles are hindering my ability to learn Spanish because they censor all the swear words
Stop trying to protect my impressionable mind. I wanna learn how to be rude.
Here's a (hopefully) comprehensive list of several curse words/insults (biased because I'm Venezuelan):
Fuck/Shit/Holy Shit:
Mierda = "Shit"
Vergación ="Holy Shit" (Verga by itself means "cock" but can also be used as an exclamation)
Coño = "Fuck"
Nojoda = "Fuck" but in disbelief
Coño de la madre (typically said "coñoelamadre" all together) = "Damn it"
Maldita sea = "Fucking Hell"
Maldicion = "Goddamnit"
Bastard/Motherfucker/Piece of Shit/Asshole:
Coño de tu madre (typically said "coñoetumadre" all together) = "Son of a Bitch" (literally translates to "your mother's cunt")
Hijo de Puta (typically said "hijoeputa" all together) = "Whoreson/Bastard/Motherfucker"
Malparido = (typically said "malpario", with the d staying silent) "Badly Born"
Parido por el culo (typically said "pario por el culo", with the d staying silent) = "Birthed through the Ass"
Bitch/Cunt/Whore:
Puta = "Prostitute"
Puto = "Manwhore"
Zorra = "Slut"
Perra = "Whore"
Regalada = "Easy Girl"
Stupid/Idiot:
Huevon/Cabeza de Huevo (typically said "cabezaehuevo" all together) = "Idiot/Stupid in the Head"
Pajúo = "Idiot/Gossiper"
Pendejo = "Stupid/Moron"
Others:
Mamamelo = "Suck My Dick"
Mamahuevo = "Cocksucker"
Caraverga = "Dickface"
Pegacacho/Montacacho/Cachonero (M) /Cachonera (F) = "Cheater"
Verga = Cock (can also be used as "Holy Shit")
anyways have fun!!!
Gracias por tu conocimiento.
My dash is full of struggling writers rn.
One of these days I should finish either my novel or one of my fanfics. Or one of the other ideas in my head.
My tombstone will read "Stampeded by Plot Bunnies"
UGHHHHHH
I HATE FOODDDDDDDDDD
Okay, I don't hate food, I need food so I don't fucking die, but why does it all suckkkkk
I'm just sick of everything bro </3
List of foods I usually like and why I don't like to eat them anymore:
Tacos: I have had way too may, just sick of it.
Bagels: Makes my head hurt.
Breakfast sandwich (egg and cheese on an English muffin): Fuckin egg texture (and the yellow center grosses me out now fsr).
Burger: Boring.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich: Sick of it.
Nachos: Sick of it/makes my head hurt.
Fried chicken: Makes me feel like a fatass/makes my stomach hurt.
Pizza: Sick of it/I always eat more than I need so it makes my stomach hurt.
Macaroni and cheese: Texture/sound (Why it gotta sound like that bro)
Spaghetti: Boring.
LIKE C'MON MAN JUST LET ME EAT SMTH THAT DOESN'T DISGUST ME ANYMOREEE
Only meal that actually sounds okay right now is a cheese and miracle whip sandwich on white bread. (Actually that sounds banger, I know what I'm having for dinner now at least.)
Like I'm begging y'all for some easy recommendations that aren't that hard to make/minimal ingredients/don't take too long/etc. PLEASE.
I'm kidnapping you and Feeding you all my favorite cool foods
(For now try Shwarma)
I'd say get a whole chicken from Aldis and put in in the crock pot until it's cooked. Then take all the meat off the bones, and skin. Then put all the bones and cartilage in the crock pot with some water and simmer to make bone broth and juices. Separate two meals' worth and keep it simmering with half a carrot, a third of a stick of celery, and one red potato. Enough for five or so days goes in the fridge. The rest in the freezer.
Get two pounds of beef and cook it in a frying pan with its own fat. Add red onion, garlic, and basil to it overall and for that particular dinner set aside a fourth of a pound to mix with a large handful of spinach, six halved cherry tomatoes, and a handful of shredded lettuce. The remaining 3/4 pound can go in the fridge for other meals. The other remaining pound goes in the freezer.
Get a loaf of a well-crafted, savory bread: something special you enjoy. Maybe a rye, nine-grain, or sourdough.
Get a bottle of flaxseed oil, a bottle of olive oil, and a bottle of vegetable oil.
Every once in a while, get two weird vegetables and throw them in a pot with something you know. Example: 6 turnips, 2 parsnips, and 1/3 white onion. Or: 2 chives, 7 large handfuls of kale, and sweet potato. Spread a little butter over them afterwards. You'll have enough for several meals. You can freeze one or two servings if you're afraid you won't go through it all in five or so days that things are safe in the fridge.
Have rotating fruits that go nicely as snacks or garnishes. Strawberries, apples, oranges, grapefruit, blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, bananas. If you want a smaller amount, you can halve an apple or banana etc and put it face-down on a plate with some lemon juice from containers you can buy straight from the grocery store to preserve the cut side from decay. If you're shopping for one and don't feel like a whole container of strawberries in the time they stay fresh (<6 days generally) you can hull them and put them in the freezer, too.
Lemon juice and lime juice on salmon and other foods are super. Canned or fresh salmon and tuna with a little lemon juice on top, a sprinkle of pepper, and arugula and cheese maybe!
Of course, the nice thing about breads and pastas is you can add them right to any of the more difficult to prepare meats and veggies.
Sprinkle pecans and cinnamon and pour molasses or date syrup or honey on your oatmeal.
Eat little handfuls of hazelnuts and peanuts and cashews and almonds.
Golden raisins, normal purple raisins, yogurt-covered raisins, dried cranberries, trail mix, dates, figs, apricots.
Shredded wheat with normal milk or almond milk.
Oat milk in your coffee.
Teas! Peppermint and throat coat, chamomile and other ones I don't personally like: ginger, green, black, licorice! Celestial Seasonings has a lot of fancy flavors come the end of the year, such as Plum and Sugar Cookie.
Buckwheat pasta and flour for pancakes and porridge.
Millet! Goes well with anything.
I cook large amounts of them at once with more than the packages' recommended amount of water, 2x, to help my digestion.
Salt! Himalayan, sea salt, and normal iodized salt.
Eggs in the pancakes! Holds them together, no weird texture!
Maple syrup!
Some people like jelly and jam!
Almond or normal yogurt! With maple syrup stirred it and a sprinkle of hazelnuts! Cinnamon in the morning cereal!
Cocoa wheats!
Depression Diet Menu (for those day where you just don't wanna but also cereal sucks)
Cinnamon Rice
Make rice the way you usually would but use a half water/half milk instead of just water. Once it's ready, add an eighth of a stick of butter, cinnamon, and sugar to taste.
Smoothies
Preferred yogurt, a giant ass spoonful of almond butter, frozen fruits of your choice, and almond milk. Blend.
Gunslinger Burrito (Don't ask about the name)
Sundried tomato wrap- add hummus, feta cheese, spring mix salad, and chicken (any kind of cooked chicken bits. Hell, use left over Popeyes and throw some ranch in the mix if you'd like)
Tuna sandwiches
Add a little mayo, garlic powder, and onion powder to a packet of tuna and stir that shit up. Crush up 12 smoked cheddar Pringles and add that to the mix. Dump the whole shebang between a couple pieces of sourdough.
French Toast Sandwich
Make two pieces of French toast. Mince up and fry up a few sausage links. Scramble the hell out of two eggs. Slather the French toast slices with peanut butter and then add the sausage bits and eggs. Smack the two pieces together and drizzle the sandwich with syrup.
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images 1 through 3 are the beginnings of the “it’s gonna be may” gifset, with the “may” gif missing.
4: a gif of Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2 saying, “…April 30th?”
5: Harvey Birdman from Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law looking at a calendar with April 29th written on the top of the page.
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can’t risk it
THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.
Gotta take all the chances…..
Never risk it
Too close to final’s week
I could use it.
🤷🏼♀️
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
holy shit I’m the god of the future
Well damn I'm god of hate that's out of character
I mean
fits ur pfp /silly
Negligence what the fuck is that supposed to mean huh generator
wtf is embox
I'm the god of the moon!!!
battle. guess i gotta go kill ppl now
I got achievement! I have ACHIEVED
God of confusion. Yes, that's me
God of Clue
Like... the boardgame or evidence in a mystery? I'd be okay with either.
OKAY FINE. Spin for a kink. You’ve just noticed this in the tags of an e-rated fic you were going to read.
How are we feeling?
YES this is IT this is my THING
Oh fun!
Sure, why not
Not really my deal but I can go with it
Nah, not feeling it
NOPE.
Vanilla extract (I don't read kink / I don't read e-rated fic / nuance / results
Preemptively, in case this gets away: Be cool in the notes.
Electric Play. I've been electrocuted a few times and have some minor nerve damage so when I say I'm not feeling it, I mean that literally.
Do you currently have any words, phrases, or sentences tattooed on your body? (Don't count numbers or isolated letters)
Yes
No, I have at least one tattoo but no words
No, I don't have any tattoos
Other/it's complicated
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
I have the word 'Love' on my wrist written in my mom's handwriting. In my family, we don't really say "I love you"; we just lob the word love at each other like a hot potato before leaving.