BSD, but it’s NTP’s Scooby Doo Parody Musical
watch this for context: https://youtu.be/bJP-JB5szH0
Dazai: The Armed Detective Agency! Mystery solvers, crime fighters, the HOTTEST people you’ve ever seen and kunikida!
Dazai and chuuya: *see each other*
Kunikida: [A WHOLE STRING OF UNHOLY WORDS]
Kunikida: *clears throat * sorry
Dazai: * in response to kunikida* that was a new one
Mushitaro: yes though, DO be careful…
Mushitaro: *evil laugh intensifies* mwah hahaha!! MWAH HA HA-
mushitaro: we installed that for dramatic effect during our shows, now how did you all like it?
*mystery plot twists in Bsd be like*
Client: then he could really be anywhere! The basement has a tunnel system connected throughout the entire town!!
Kunikida: really? And you didn’t think to just, tell anyone that earlier?
Client: I didn’t think it was that important…
Kunikida: IN WHAT WORLD?!
Dazai: *sings an impossibly high note*
Dazai: woah man! I didn’t know I could do that!
Fyodor: yeah, well I do teach voice lessons in my spare time so-
Fyodor: if you need any help just reach out
Dazai: yeah man for sure! For sure!
Dazai: so am I supposed to just like, stay here? Or…
Fyodor: oh! Right! Sorry sorry
Dazai: *sees a beautiful woman to commit double suicide with*
Dazai: *touches up hair and clothing*
Dazai: *dramatically poses*
Dazai: *dramatically sighs for attention*
Dazai: * dramatically sighs even more dramatically*
Woman: *does not give two []s*
Dazai: *somersaults next to her*
Dazai: *to the waitress* were perfect together! You’re hot! I’m soooooooo hot! And I know everyone says that the bandages make me gay, but they’re really popular in Europe, besides it was only one time, he barely put it in it does not count!! (*cough* cHuUyA * cough* )
Lucy: I’m done! Ok? Im done! Im sick of you, and Fitzgerald, and everyone else just acting like all I do is stand here and look pretty! That is what I do 70% of the time but the other 30% I am a well working member of the guild!!
Kunikida: wait a second, did you and chuuya like…
dazai: well it’s called the Mystery Machine for a reason
Kunidia: wow- wait a second IN MY CAR?!
Dazai: oh, yeah. Wooooops
*higuchi and chuuya are talking about chuuyas latest diary entry after dazai left the mafia*
Higuchi: you sure it wasn’t about anything else?
Higuchi: you know chuuya, it would be completely ok-
Dazai: ever since the gang split up, I’ve had nothing!
Dazai: Except for my modeling career, the book deal, a job, the car, riches, fame, fortune.
Dazai: but literally nothing!!!
Literally anyone: maybe you’re right-
Dazai: we’re gonna need a grappling hook!
Yosano: oh! I have that in my purse!
Yosano: I also have that in my purse!!
Yosano: I’d have to grab my second purse from the car, but it’s in there!!
Chuuya: *loses his temper in front of his team*
Chuuya: sorry guys, im dealing with a lot right now, it’s um-
Chuuya: *checks self help book*
Chuuya: internalized rage cause by my attraction
*Bsd mystery’s also be like*
ADA: *reveals perpetrator*
ADA: the [person working with them to solve the ctime]
Dazai: *sarcastic* man, I did NOT see that one COMING
Chuuya: PUPPY POWEEEEEEEEEEEEER
*mysteries in Bsd be like, (part 3!!)
Perpetrator: and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling SUNAVA []S!!!!
Chuuya: *is being forced to retreat. Dazai’s dragging him away* you haven’t seen the best of CHUUYA NAKAHARA! LET ME AT EM!! LET ME AT EM
Might do a part 2, idk. But I do want to do this with more musicals! Should I do a part 2 with this one again?