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incorrect quote 4
akutagawa: *wakes up atsushi* hey! Wake up!
Atsushi: *wakes up* h-Huh?!
Akutagawa:I just murdered your entire family!
atsushi: *confused* but-but I live alone!
Akutagawa: huh?! Then who are these people in your house?!
atsushi: There’s people in my house?!
Akutagawa: well not anymore!!
Akutagawa: dumb b****
akutagawa: you could have died, you’re welcome
BSD, but it’s NTP’s Scooby Doo Parody Musical
watch this for context: https://youtu.be/bJP-JB5szH0
Dazai: The Armed Detective Agency! Mystery solvers, crime fighters, the HOTTEST people you’ve ever seen and kunikida!
Dazai and chuuya: *see each other*
Chuuya: dazai…
Dazai: chuuya…
Ranpo: ranpo!!
Junichiro: ZOINKS!!
Kenji: JEEPERS!!
Atsushi: JINKIES!!!
Kunikida: [A WHOLE STRING OF UNHOLY WORDS]
Kunikida: *clears throat * sorry
Dazai: * in response to kunikida* that was a new one
Mushitaro: yes though, DO be careful…
Mushitaro: *evil laugh intensifies* mwah hahaha!! MWAH HA HA-
mushitaro: we installed that for dramatic effect during our shows, now how did you all like it?
Mushitaro:
Mushitaro: oh they left
*mystery plot twists in Bsd be like*
Client: then he could really be anywhere! The basement has a tunnel system connected throughout the entire town!!
Kunikida: really? And you didn’t think to just, tell anyone that earlier?
Client: I didn’t think it was that important…
Kunikida: IN WHAT WORLD?!
Dazai: * is in jail*
Dazai: *sings an impossibly high note*
Dazai: woah man! I didn’t know I could do that!
Fyodor: yeah, well I do teach voice lessons in my spare time so-
Dazai: dude no way!
Fyodor: if you need any help just reach out
Dazai: yeah man for sure! For sure!
Dazai: so am I supposed to just like, stay here? Or…
Fyodor: oh! Right! Sorry sorry
Dazai: *sees a beautiful woman to commit double suicide with*
Dazai: *touches up hair and clothing*
Dazai: *dramatically poses*
Woman: *does not notice*
Dazai: *dramatically sighs for attention*
Woman: *doesn’t notice*
Dazai: * dramatically sighs even more dramatically*
Woman: *does not give two []s*
Dazai:
Dazai: *somersaults next to her*
Dazai: *to the waitress* were perfect together! You’re hot! I’m soooooooo hot! And I know everyone says that the bandages make me gay, but they’re really popular in Europe, besides it was only one time, he barely put it in it does not count!! (*cough* cHuUyA * cough* )
Lucy: I’m done! Ok? Im done! Im sick of you, and Fitzgerald, and everyone else just acting like all I do is stand here and look pretty! That is what I do 70% of the time but the other 30% I am a well working member of the guild!!
Kunikida: wait a second, did you and chuuya like…
Dazai: yUp
Kunikida: I had no idea…
dazai: well it’s called the Mystery Machine for a reason
Kunidia: wow- wait a second IN MY CAR?!
Dazai: oh, yeah. Wooooops
*higuchi and chuuya are talking about chuuyas latest diary entry after dazai left the mafia*
Higuchi: you sure it wasn’t about anything else?
Chuuya: like what?
Higuchi: you know chuuya, it would be completely ok-
Chuuya: IM NOT GAY
Chuuya: IT WAS ONE TIME
Dazai: ever since the gang split up, I’ve had nothing!
Dazai: Except for my modeling career, the book deal, a job, the car, riches, fame, fortune.
Dazai: but literally nothing!!!
Literally anyone: maybe you’re right-
Ranpo: Mhm, I know I am
Dazai: we’re gonna need a grappling hook!
Yosano: oh! I have that in my purse!
Dazai: a crowbar-
Yosano: I also have that in my purse!!
Dazai: a- a large net?
Yosano: I’d have to grab my second purse from the car, but it’s in there!!
Chuuya: *loses his temper in front of his team*
Chuuya: sorry guys, im dealing with a lot right now, it’s um-
Chuuya: *checks self help book*
Chuuya: internalized rage cause by my attraction
Chuuya: *checks book*
Chuuya: towards
Chuuya: *checks again*
Chuuya: men
*Bsd mystery’s also be like*
ADA: *reveals perpetrator*
ADA: the [person working with them to solve the ctime]
ADA: *gasps*
Dazai: *sarcastic* man, I did NOT see that one COMING
Chuuya: PUPPY POWEEEEEEEEEEEEER
*mysteries in Bsd be like, (part 3!!)
Perpetrator: and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling SUNAVA []S!!!!
Chuuya: *is being forced to retreat. Dazai’s dragging him away* you haven’t seen the best of CHUUYA NAKAHARA! LET ME AT EM!! LET ME AT EM
Might do a part 2, idk. But I do want to do this with more musicals! Should I do a part 2 with this one again?
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Kunikida: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Dazai: Put spaghetti in it.
Kunikida: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Ranpo: Put spaghetti in it.
Kunikida: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Atsushi: Put spaghetti in it.
Kunikida: I'm no longer taking suggestions
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Dazai: hey, you guys want to get some D-e-s-s-e-r-t
Tanizaki: yeah dude, I need me a t-r-e-a-t
Ranpo: whatcha guys talking about?
Atsushi: yeah, why did you guys just spell des-
Agency members except ranpo: Nono shut up!
Tanizaki: don’t say it!
Atsushi: um… why?
Kunikida: oh god, how do we tell you this?
Dazai: ranpo… cant spell
Atsushi:
Atsushi: what?!
Yosano: can’t spell! So when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn’t get too excited.
Atsushi: he’s a grown man! He can’t handle hearing the word treat?
Ranpo: treat?!
Tanizaki: no treat!
Ranpo: treat?!
Tanizaki: no treat!
Ranpo: treat?!
Tanizaki: no treat
Ranpo: awwwww…
Atsushi: -ok wgat is happening?
Dazai: we told you, he gets excited! When he hears the word t-r-e-a-t
Ranpo: whatcha talking about?
Dazai: taxes
Ranpo: awwww shucks!
Atsushi: what so you guys just treat him like a toddler?
Ranpo: TREAT?!
Kunikida: No treat!!
Ranpo: TREAT?!
Kunikida: no treat!
Ranpo: TREAT?!
Kunikida: no treat!
Ranpo: awwwwwwwwwww
Tanizaki: dude, you gotta spell if you wanna talk about f-o-o-d
Atsushi: ok… so… are we getting an s-n-a-c-k?
Ranpo: snack?!
Yosano: Aw come on!
Dazai: come on dude, really?
Atsushi: oh come on! I spelled it!!
Dazai: well he knows how to spell snack!!
Atsushi: so he can spell snack but he can’t spell treat?!
Ranpo: TREAT?!
Atsushi: NO TREAT!
Ranpo: TREAT!
Atsushi: NO TREAT
Ranpoe: TREAT?!
ATSUSH: NO TREAT
Ranpo: GOD D***IT!!!
Dazai: ok, he’s getting fussy. It’s time for an n-a-p
Ranpo: yeaaaaah!
Atsushi: what does n-a-p spell?
Ranpoe: party!
Atsushi: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Kunikida: that’s ridiculous, give me one example of this.
Ranpo: spiders
Yosano: wasps
Kyoka: terriers
Dazai: Chuuya
Atsushi duck
That is all