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@untruthsteller not continuing the chain cus I'm lame but I'll do mine :3c

hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.

charl0ttan

using my christian baby to hold down some papers but then the rapture happens :/

catasters

drtanner

Teaching the baby ADVANCED TECHNIQUES

notsoheadless

leggyboyjohnson

let's get fucking WRECKED by mama

oh ok

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

pansyfemme

sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky

tubapun

I try to microwave Mickey Mouse to make a statement on corporate greed but I accidentally grabbed the Kingdom Hearts version of him out of my unethically small Cage of Mickeys and now he's flipping around dodging the beams like Yoda fucked an ant

lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

flipocrite

triangleguy

the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

girlnephew

imsobadatnicknames2

Thought this was based as fuck for like 1.5 second until I realized it was meant in the sense of "two planes wasn't enough to stop big boy america is that all you got? 😈😈😈" and not in the sense of "the U.S.A. deserves a million more 9/11s"