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What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?
ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where youāre headed
What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)
I've gotten into diorama making! I have so many of these at my disposal now. I'm making a bunch of stock for my upcoming vendor event!
Diorama making was something I always wanted to get into and I'm VERY happy with how these turned out. Its like little portable pieces of my mind. The creatures in these were hand made and sculpted from clay.
uh oh .. silly zim moments !!!
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ā¦.That was your intellectual property?!? Buddy what the fuck were you planning for?
my coelacanth sea hag sona >:)
you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.
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mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute
me when i fucking get you
redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is likeĀ āthis looks sickā and then puts it on his boat
he doesnāt know what itās called either. heāll be likeĀ ācheck out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statueā and Blathers takes one look at it to tell youĀ āthatās Michelangeloās David. where did you get thisāĀ
if youāre offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that iām just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i donāt need you to respond withĀ āhey, sorry, i wasnāt at the computer!ā or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.
This also applies if youāre online and just donāt want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.
im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there itās ok, the post will be on ur porch for later
Oh, ill take care of em alright ! š³
You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. āI give them food, they give me company,ā youād say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, āA neighbor plots against you, my lord.ā
Friend hasn't played on our server in a while so I made his base into a Spirit Halloween
This had me laughing harder than it should have.