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Realism is just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Y'know what really pisses me off? When people who usually treat you like crap suddenly start treating you better cuz you're going through a hard time.
Like when i was in grade school i was picked on relentlessly by almost everyone I knew, but when my grandpa died, I suddenly got more sympathy from everyone.
Like ??? Seriously? Where was this amount of compassion at literally ANY OTHER TIME???
"Hey" *snicker* "Can you pass me the updog?"
*hands you 4th dimensional object that is incomprehensible to the human mind*
"W-what... What is this?"
"You said 'pass the updog.' That's updog."
"What even is this What the hell is updog!?"
"Not much, what's up with you?"
I think one of my fav moments in DS9 is when Sisko is grilling Dukat over a bottle of Kanar that he was "allegedly" gonna use to poison another Cardassian, then Weyoun grabs a glass, takes a huge sip and is like "mmm yes, this poison is made of poison."
I forgot to mention that after Weyoun drank the poison Kanar, Sisko and Dukat just gave him a "Bro wtf?!?" look, to which Weyoun was like "It's cool, I'm immune to poison. Comes in handy when you're a diplomat." which was just the cherry on top of that whole exhange.
I think one of my fav moments in DS9 is when Sisko is grilling Dukat over a bottle of Kanar that he was "allegedly" gonna use to poison another Cardassian, then Weyoun grabs a glass, takes a huge sip and is like "mmm yes, this poison is made of poison."
Had a weird dream last night where i was a wizard for some reason and i kept casting one spell over and over again. i would shout "I CAST FAMILY GUY FUNNY MOMENT!" and trap people in cutaway gags.
Horror Game Idea: You have a smartphone, but the monster also has a smartphone and throughout the game it sends you threatening texts and sometimes selfies where it's standing next to it's previous victims.
Like imagine you've just finished a chase segment where you narrowly escaped and then the monster just texts you "haha, almost got you that time lol"
Horror Game Idea: You have a smartphone, but the monster also has a smartphone and throughout the game it sends you threatening texts and sometimes selfies where it's standing next to it's previous victims.
"THAT'S IT! I'M THROWING UP THE GAUNTLET!"
"Don't you mean throwing down the gauntlet?"
"NOPE." *proceeds to vomit gloves*
Concept: Reverse sunglasses. Basically a pair of sunglasses, but instead of filtering sunlight, it amplifies it directly into your eyeballs.
Two guys are swimming at a beach in Japan. One guy turns to the other and says "Lately I've been feeling as if my life is going nowhere." The other guy says "Same." The first guy is then violently attacked and eaten by a shark.
Anyone else that kind of neurodivergent where if you try to explain something to someone and they don't get it the first time around you just give up cuz it's clear you're not on the same wavelength?
You know what, I'm just gonna come out and say it for anyone who needs to hear it. Stop thinking too hard about the names or themes of your OCs! There doesn't need to bee a deep, complicated meaning behind their identities that also have some real world connection or inspiration. You are the GOD of your own little universe, so start fucking acting like it! Embrace the chaos, make shit up, do whatever the fuck you want with them, they're YOUR characters! If some schmucks come along and are like "I don't get it." then FUCK EM! They can't appreciate the effort that goes into creation because they've got their heads so far up their asses trying to find deeper meanings in everything and have become blind to the possibilities!
My fav ship dynamic is:
[character i project my own personality onto]
X
[character i wanna fuck]
So yesterday evening, a bunch of my irl friends organized a get together to see Sonic 3. One of them even bought a cake for the occasion.
This is the cake in question:
Oh, and if anyone was wondering: Red velvet with strawberry filling.
So yesterday evening, a bunch of my irl friends organized a get together to see Sonic 3. One of them even bought a cake for the occasion.
This is the cake in question:
You ever have a dream where you're playing a video game that doesn't exist and then you wake up disappointed because the game you dreamt of was super fucking lit?