internet creature extraordinaire

if it was meant to go fast it wouldn't be shaped like a brick

[keyboardweasel]

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TRACKER/GREY 🟡 THEY/THEM 🟡 ADULT 🟡 GMT +0 🇬🇧

creatures enthusiast by day, amateur artist by night, full-time strange transgender mustelid creature on the internet

I mostly post about my art and ocs, silly little life updates, and whatever reblogs I find funny :] blog is 99% sfw but im an adult and may occasionally rb (tagged) nsfw textposts or artistic/nonsexual nudity, so curate your experience accordingly

expect long stints of inactivity followed by bursts of posting, I am very inconsistent around social media, but doing my best. enjoy your stay!

LINKS

ask me things 👍

this is where i post about animals

this is where i keep my funny little characters

annual artist bloodbath profile

catch me some days on dox's twitch

[possessedpasm]

Something I learned is if you don't step out of your artistic comfort zone a little, you're gonna be even more exhausted with making art. Your mind is a caged tiger and it needs to attack something new from time to time. Your mind is pacing in its enclosure 🐅

If you don't like drawing figures and poses because they're frustrating, draw figures and poses and get frustrated! Draw them! With anger! Swear and curse at them!

If you don't like drawing traditionally because there's too much room to make mistakes, draw traditionally and make mistakes! Scream while doing it! Put on scary music! Make it silly!

This goes for any kind of craft or skill

You stand to lose nothing in the end (Except maybe your own patience and sanity but that's temporary). But you do gain at least a little bit more knowledge and skill to feed your mind tiger

[ammnontet]

new experiment i did

[cielskunk]

Download The Stoat Animal...

[keyboardweasel]

i dont draw armour like ever. can you tell. go my terraria guy from 2024 i never drew before bc his design always pissed me off. im more powerful now

[keyboardweasel]

I feel alive and I want to make things

[keyboardweasel]

EVERYONE needs to clap and cheer for me and blow thsi whole building up rn i did it. i pickedup a pen

[keyboardweasel]

sighs deeply. brushes the thick layer of dust off my drawing tablet. its the time of year i tell myself im going to prep for artfight again. i even have a chart this time

[parakeet]

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

[parakeet]

EMERGENCY - ITS AUTO ENABLED!

if you've made replies on posts there is now a tab on your blog showing every post youve replied to and your reply.

if this is not what you want, either go to your blog and click comments and disable it from there or just go to your individual blogs setting pages. just change it from blue to grey if you dont want everyone to see your replies AND the post you're replying to

PLEASE BE ADVISED that it is set to disabled for blogs that have not made any replies but it will turn ON if you reply with that blog in the future.! i just tested it with my main, which was greyed out but it turned on the moment i left a test reply

figured i'd get the word out bc i have not seen a single mention of this and i'm sure there are plenty of people who maybe comment on things they don't want on display for everyone to see on their blog lol. you can still look at your replies with it toggled off just no one else can, like locking the following and likes list

[parakeet]

so for some reason this feature was actually announced on the tumblr engineering blog. interesting choice not to reblog it to the staff or tumblr blog, esp considering they asked for user input on how to implement it, but i suppose considering the response to the last update maybe the replies would be too overwhelming...

so couple of clarifications. comments are disabled as default for primary blogs that have their likes disabled. they are seemingly enabled for all other blogs that have replied to posts

posts you comment on may show on your followers 'for you' page if you leave your replies publically available. they may, in the future, show in on your followers dashboard if your follower goes to their dash settings and enables this. apparently, if your likes are enabled, your followers can already see those on the dash if they've gone into preferences and selected to do so, which I was unaware of, and that seems to be disabled at default, but it's possible i disabled it previously and forgot about it ig

[keyboardweasel]

moved bedroom recently from one that has 1 small window at floor height that gets evening sun only and EXTREMELY little natural light at any time of day to one with big fucking south facing windows and a skylight and no blackout curtains and its been wreaking havoc on my sleep schedule. by which i mean ive been waking up at 6 and out of bed by 8 no matter when i went to sleep and theres nothing man or god can do to stop it

[art-alien]

Art is back on the menu boys

Pay what you Want, Get what you Get commissions!

A Minimum of $25, and extra characters add $10 per character

How it works: You'll give me your character, the general vibe and any specific ideas, and if I feel like I could pull it off, you'll decide how much you want to spend on the commission!

(Generally, a higher amount means I'll either put in more effort or add extras. I'll always make it worth your budget!)

I do ask for a good amount of artistic freedom, as I like to use these to figure out new brushes, techniques, textures or anything :] Please be patient with me on your request! I don't do strict deadlines due to various health factors

I will often work on commissions over on my art streams, but I'll always ask if this is okay with you before I do it!

I *only* take payment through paypal, either by sending it in through Kofi or Directly through paypal.

Please dm me here or on my main (@alien-shmalien) to discuss your request, I also have a discord if you'd prefer to talk there! However you still have to message me here first, I don't accept random friend requests on discord!

If you want NSFW art examples or to request NSFW art, please message me and be aware that I have a separate rules and boundaries with NSFW content.

If you're unsure if I'll draw something, you can always just ask!

[keyboardweasel]

really average sized felting stash to have for a guy who hasn't finished a project since 2021

[slowlikehoney1996]

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

[keyboardweasel]

wrote a big long post but i think tumblr ate it. if I post this will it finally appear

edit: no. oh well

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[kingcatnine]

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

[apolladay]

Do you have Linburg-Comstock variation?

Yes, in one hand

Yes, in both hands

No

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

“Linburg–Comstock variation is an occasional tendinous connection between the flexor pollicis longus and the flexor digitorum profundus of the index, the middle finger or both.”

If you have it, you can’t bend your thumb(s) without your pointer finger(s) also bending.