internet creature extraordinaire

if it was meant to go fast it wouldn't be shaped like a brick

[keyboardweasel]

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TRACKER/GREY 🟡 THEY/THEM 🟡 ADULT 🟡 GMT +0 🇬🇧

creatures enthusiast by day, amateur artist by night, full-time strange transgender mustelid creature on the internet

I mostly post about my art and ocs, life updates, and whatever reblogs I find funny :] blog is 99% sfw but i am an adult and don't go out of my way to keep it squeaky clean, so curate your experience as you wish

expect long stints of inactivity followed by bursts of posting, I am very inconsistent around social media, but doing my best. enjoy your stay!

LINKS

ask me things 👍

this is where i keep my funny little characters

annual artist bloodbath profile (TEAM COMEDY 2026 !!!)

catch me sometimes on dox's twitch (art/comic streams every* tuesday)

[waterfaulter]

My biggest Art Fight attack! A mass attack for the ages!! Credits down below but i had alot of fun doing this !!

Image 1, L-R: Nathyra @plants-and-poetry-and-punching | Razor @/AnimatingDragon | Zhuly @/Nyx_DrawsGood | Coriander @/IndigoIsAGhost | Zephrros @/SensualDog | Igigi @/thatdarnmo |

cut in half between the two crops Sylvi @sylviii

Image 2, L-R: Kaliyax @skreehaw | Kregg @/Blue_Wizard | Aria @/Phosphorite | Liz @/ArtsyKokoro | Diodim @keyboardweasel | Sherbert @demytrixi |Gurin @/falopaxy

Image 3, L-R: Maia @gyris | Lautner @/Lobsterfighter | Sakeeja @radittsu | Nyx @chandesam | Bartholomew @benevolenterrancy | Vantalash @phantomoniium | Pineneedle @/Cybertron1121

[psilocervidae]

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

[psilocervidae]

Look at her don't you love her

[keyboardweasel]

common woodpigeons is my best friend

[keyboardweasel]

aww awww came to say hi

[pansyfemme]

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

[keyboardweasel]

common woodpigeons is my best friend

[legitimately]

Columba Palumbus

[weirdplutoprince]

Attacking a stranger on artfight: I had a blast drawing your character. Your designs are super charming and fun. Have a good artfight! ☺️

Attacking your friends on artfight: I GET YOU I GET GIU I GET YOU AND THEN I KILL YOU 🔥🔥🔥🔥 KILL YOU 🌋🌋 YOU WILL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME. my fr iend 🫂

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

[keyboardweasel]

INVADER!!! a felted attack for @alien-shmalien . did you think i was going to just sit down and let you get away with that animation? this is war, asshole!

this thing is roughly tennis ball sized and has eaten at least 4 needles while i was getting used to the multitool. her greed sickens me

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[keyboardweasel]

attack on Fawn for @lavernaoblivion :]

[alien-shmalien]

i love hitting people with rocks!

Paper craft attack of Glider for @keyboardweasel <3

look at the attack on site, it might look better idk

11pm papercrafting isnt recommended i started threatening it with scissors

[epsilonhybrid]

[keyboardweasel]

INVADER!!! a felted attack for @alien-shmalien . did you think i was going to just sit down and let you get away with that animation? this is war, asshole!

this thing is roughly tennis ball sized and has eaten at least 4 needles while i was getting used to the multitool. her greed sickens me

[keyboardweasel]

"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" actually i went to pride on the weekend and there was a burger truck there selling £11 burgers and now ive very very rarely had an £11 burger that i felt was worth the money in my entire life but i was hungry and let me fucking tell you i bit into this thing and it was the closest thing to raw sexual ecstasy i have ever experienced in my life. i would've paid £20 for this burger. i wouldve eaten 3. im being 1000% serious i was eating this and kept imagining cartoonishly sprinting back to the burger truck and kissing the cook on the mouth. this burger made me not want to kill myself