you're telling me a chicken fried this rice?

shrimpbizquick

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i wish i was half as talented as patrick stump

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bad news, folks, i found a flea on my dog today.

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i got that thing at the renaissance faire

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my favorite earring fell out and i lost it

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The Small Faces

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@dolcemamii 10/10 👌🙌

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i told him they were for arts and crafts but he didn't get a kick out of that

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earlier today i went to the gas station to buy pipe cleaners and this cop standing next to the register started interrogating me on what they were for as if i was about to bust out a crack pipe and start cleaning it in front of him

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its a honor to be ur first selfie reblogged, thank u

you're welcome. it was worth the wait. i feel good about it.

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Emo Songs You Really, Really Liked In The ’00s

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just saw a $250 touchless lube dispenser on the internet in case any of you are in the market for one

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my extra cheese pizza yesterday wasn't that great

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@thedragun you can borrow it for three minutes

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i paid the $3.50 for extra cheese but i’m mad about it

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we got a problem, captain.