🧜🏿‍♀️Keyonetta🦄

| His/Her | IV.XVI.MCMXCVI | ATL | | SC&Insta Keyonetta- Happy Fem with Witchy Mermaid tendencies. |

[looprole]

[studyblr]

reblog for good things to happen to you

the universe will listen

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[sugarbaby-lissa]

I’m always down for more. xoSBLissa💎

[sugarbaby-lissa]

I always thought these things were bullshit.. I think I maybe kust changed my mind. Reblogged a couple days ago… Woahh

[darkcocosb-blog]

I need 100k. !!!!!!!!!

[complexsugar-deactivated2016101]

Come through 😊😊😊😊

[complexsugar-deactivated2016101]

Come thru today 👯👯👯💃🏾🤑

[bob-belcher]

[vhspositive]

[ruinedchildhood]

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[keyonetta]

Lol I was actually on a date, and was still handed the check, and i'm a FULL FEM BOTTOM.... my boyfriend at the time was extremely upset because it happened all the time.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Mulan (1998)

[gobblechopstv]

[noctisia]

[parasoli]

blanc magazine.

[anxietydaddy]

Me after tumblr blocks adult content

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[whorderofthepheonix]

I tried to scroll past twice and I couldn’t. Fuck this website man.

[bowsnkicks]

I keep reblogging the dog that stomps away all the negative energy but I can’t bring myself to scroll pass this

[sugaraykay]

Enough of us didn’t revolve Madam Zeroni and that’s why we’re in this mess

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[gianluc30]

GTA San Andreas

2004

[guantanamo-bae]

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