Don't Wake The Nerd

Indie College Student! Eren Jaeger Private and Selective RPer (please see rules) Affiliated with ofdormsanddinguses Major: Art Relationship Status: Single

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Pick-Up Line Inspired Starters

More pick-up lines can be found here.

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”

“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.” 

“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.” 

“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Relationship material.”

“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”

“I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.” 

“If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.” 

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

“There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”

“Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”

“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”

“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”

“My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”

“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”

“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Romance Themed Sentence Starters

1: "Knowing you has made me a better person."

2: "Just hold me."

3: "I think I love you."

4: "I've loved you for years."

5: "Kiss me."

6: "You're the best part of me."

7: "You keep me going."

8: "You mean everything to me."

9: "I couldn't imagine what life would be like without you."

10: "You're perfect to me."

11: "I don't want to think about what I'd be like without you."

12: "We're best when we're together."

13: "I can't stop thinking about you."

14: "Can I hold your hand?"

15: "Do you want to stay over tonight?"

16: "You're adorable."

17: "Everything has been different since I fell in love with you."

18: "I didn't think it was possible to love a person as much as I love you."

19: "I didn't think love existed until I started loving you."

20: "Let's move in together."

[indieresource]

SEND ME A ✖ AND I’LL GENERATE A NUMBER FOR ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

one: my muse will send a text confessing their feelings for your’s two: my muse will call your muse confessing their feelings for someone else three: my muse will leave your muse a note the morning after four: my muse will send your muse a drunk, suggestive text five: my muse will send your muse a drunk, emotional text six: my muse will send your muse a text not meant for them seven: my muse will leave your muse a tearful voicemail eight: my muse will call your’s about an emergency nine: my muse will call your muse to tell them everything they love about them ten: my muse will call your muse to invite them somewhere eleven: my muse will text your muse “riddles” to guide them to a mystery date spot twelve: my muse will send your muse suggestive pictures thirteen: my muse will send a fluffy text while half-asleep

[cursorium]

three word starters.

❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜

[keysandcarnage-blog]

I was going to clean our dorm, but then I got high.

Man what the hell? I have a project due

[horonigaide-blog]

Jean was fucking hammered, but even that might be an understatement in regard to the present circumstance. But what could he say, college students were made to let loose with their newfound freedom they were allowed, and Jean knew full well the minute he held his acceptance letter he was going to take advantage of that.

“Lighten up dude, a little clothes here and there ain’t gonna stop you from doin’ your stupid project,” Jean muttered, eyes bloodshot between drifts of consciousness.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Eren scowled at his roommate, angry at his childishness. Eren wanted to let loose, but his art always came first.

“The problem isn’t the clothes, Jean. My problem is that you’re annoying when you’re not sober. It’s difficult to work when I have to deal with you in this state.” Eren rolled his eyes as he spoke, he hated being an adult, but he wouldn’t let Jean ruin his art.

[horonigaide-blog]

With maximum effort, Jean managed to scramble himself from his place at the edge of the couch onto his, admittedly wobbly, feet. “Eren. Ereeeen.” He stumbled in the other’s direction and slouched his body up against his side, relying on Eren’s hold to keep them stable.

“You could stop being so… so prissy and join me,” With a suggestive eyebrow waggle, he followed his proposition with, “A party of two, whaddya say?”

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Eren was taken aback by Jean’s stoned comments. Admittedly, he didn’t know exactly what he meant. Jean’s eyebrows seemed so, suggestive that Eren almost couldn’t resist. 

“Jean, what exactly are you suggesting here?”

[horonigaide-blog]

“Personally I just wanted a drinking buddy, even if said person can be an annoying prick sometimes, buuut…” Jean allowed himself to fall backwards and landed into an uncomfortable position on the sofa. “I’m open to other suggestions too.”

With that being said, Jean extended an arm to the void of a floor and patted among the varies of empty pizza boxes and dirty clothes until his fingers latched around the glass bottle of vodka. He held it up in the air as an offering.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Eren sighed a breath of relief, but at the same time he was almost disappointed. Jean was quite handsome, but he was annoying as well. 

“Drinking helps my art, so I’m down for that.” Eren said almost with a sad tone and he grabbed the bottle and moved the boxes and sat down next to Jean.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

I was going to clean our dorm, but then I got high.

Man what the hell? I have a project due

[horonigaide-blog]

Jean was fucking hammered, but even that might be an understatement in regard to the present circumstance. But what could he say, college students were made to let loose with their newfound freedom they were allowed, and Jean knew full well the minute he held his acceptance letter he was going to take advantage of that.

“Lighten up dude, a little clothes here and there ain’t gonna stop you from doin’ your stupid project,” Jean muttered, eyes bloodshot between drifts of consciousness.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Eren scowled at his roommate, angry at his childishness. Eren wanted to let loose, but his art always came first.

“The problem isn’t the clothes, Jean. My problem is that you’re annoying when you’re not sober. It’s difficult to work when I have to deal with you in this state.” Eren rolled his eyes as he spoke, he hated being an adult, but he wouldn’t let Jean ruin his art.

[horonigaide-blog]

With maximum effort, Jean managed to scramble himself from his place at the edge of the couch onto his, admittedly wobbly, feet. “Eren. Ereeeen.” He stumbled in the other’s direction and slouched his body up against his side, relying on Eren’s hold to keep them stable.

“You could stop being so… so prissy and join me,” With a suggestive eyebrow waggle, he followed his proposition with, “A party of two, whaddya say?”

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Eren was taken aback by Jean’s stoned comments. Admittedly, he didn’t know exactly what he meant. Jean’s eyebrows seemed so, suggestive that Eren almost couldn’t resist. 

“Jean, what exactly are you suggesting here?”

[keysandcarnage-blog]

I was going to clean our dorm, but then I got high.

Man what the hell? I have a project due

[horonigaide-blog]

Jean was fucking hammered, but even that might be an understatement in regard to the present circumstance. But what could he say, college students were made to let loose with their newfound freedom they were allowed, and Jean knew full well the minute he held his acceptance letter he was going to take advantage of that.

“Lighten up dude, a little clothes here and there ain’t gonna stop you from doin’ your stupid project,” Jean muttered, eyes bloodshot between drifts of consciousness.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Eren scowled at his roommate, angry at his childishness. Eren wanted to let loose, but his art always came first.

“The problem isn’t the clothes, Jean. My problem is that you’re annoying when you’re not sober. It’s difficult to work when I have to deal with you in this state.” Eren rolled his eyes as he spoke, he hated being an adult, but he wouldn’t let Jean ruin his art.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

I was going to clean our dorm, but then I got high.

Man what the hell? I have a project due

[keysandcarnage-blog]

//An angsty boy remembered to check his blog again.

// he was unaware of what had been happening in the RP world

[danchxu]

"I refuse to do the assignment because Rick Astley is awful and that song is overplayed."

Erwin narrowed his ocean spheres at his student and merely chuckled. It sounded sort of threatening, what with his very low voice echoing throughout the classroom.

“Guess that test of yours you completed last week won’t be graded, then. Shame, really. I bet you did great,” he teased with a wink. What an asshole move of the biology teacher, but Erwin was sure the students were used to it.

[danchxu]

“Yeah, whatever. Don’t you have any, I don’t know, friends?”

[keysandcarnage-blog]

“Uh, yeah. Theyre just not around right now” He said scratching the back of his head nervously. “Theyre actually doing their homework.”

He was a bit embarrassed his teacher had asked that, but he was trying to keep his cool.

[danchxu]

"I refuse to do the assignment because Rick Astley is awful and that song is overplayed."

Erwin narrowed his ocean spheres at his student and merely chuckled. It sounded sort of threatening, what with his very low voice echoing throughout the classroom.

“Guess that test of yours you completed last week won’t be graded, then. Shame, really. I bet you did great,” he teased with a wink. What an asshole move of the biology teacher, but Erwin was sure the students were used to it.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Eren’s big emerald eyes widened, then went back to their calm and cool state. He smirked slightly.

“Fine then, anything to prove a point” 

He continued to try to act cool, and he usually did.

But the biology teacher scared the shit out of him.

[danchxu]

“You know what would be cool? If you did your damn assignment and left me alone. I was thinking very hard about something and you broke my concentration,” he mentioned, an obvious aggravation in his voice.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

“Oh teach, you know i love to mess with you!” 

He was looking at his obviously frustrated professor and began to giggle lightly.

[danchxu]

“Unfortunately,” he says as he heaves a gigantic sigh and stacks a few papers. “I’m not gonna force you to do the work, or even pass. Quite frankly because,” he said as he leaned in. “I don’t care.”

[keysandcarnage-blog]

“tch. that makes two of us then.” he mimicked his sigh. 

he loved to mess with his teachers. It made him feel angsty.

[horonigaide-blog]

"Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great."

“You saying you didn’t enjoy being stuck in a car with me for 3 hours? Ouch. I’m so hurt,” He shot back with a scoff. 

[keysandcarnage-blog]

He sighed

“You were grouchy and complaining that i was there. I was about to get out and walk.”

[horonigaide-blog]

“Not like I would’ve stopped you. Would’ve saved me the extra gas. You shouldn’t be complaining unless you were looking forward to a swim.” 

[keysandcarnage-blog]

He scowled

“I wouldve been fine walking. My art stuff wouldve gotten wet, though. Besides, what were you even doing at that cafe, it isnt exactly your scene.”

[horonigaide-blog]

"Thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great."

“You saying you didn’t enjoy being stuck in a car with me for 3 hours? Ouch. I’m so hurt,” He shot back with a scoff. 

[keysandcarnage-blog]

He sighed

“You were grouchy and complaining that i was there. I was about to get out and walk.”

[ofdormsanddinguses-blog]

The role of Hanji Zoe has been filled, congratulations on making it into the group, Rosie!

The Masterlist & Members page will be updated momentarily!

[danchxu]

"I refuse to do the assignment because Rick Astley is awful and that song is overplayed."

Erwin narrowed his ocean spheres at his student and merely chuckled. It sounded sort of threatening, what with his very low voice echoing throughout the classroom.

“Guess that test of yours you completed last week won’t be graded, then. Shame, really. I bet you did great,” he teased with a wink. What an asshole move of the biology teacher, but Erwin was sure the students were used to it.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Eren’s big emerald eyes widened, then went back to their calm and cool state. He smirked slightly.

“Fine then, anything to prove a point” 

He continued to try to act cool, and he usually did.

But the biology teacher scared the shit out of him.

[danchxu]

“You know what would be cool? If you did your damn assignment and left me alone. I was thinking very hard about something and you broke my concentration,” he mentioned, an obvious aggravation in his voice.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

“Oh teach, you know i love to mess with you!” 

He was looking at his obviously frustrated professor and began to giggle lightly.

[danchxu]

"I refuse to do the assignment because Rick Astley is awful and that song is overplayed."

Erwin narrowed his ocean spheres at his student and merely chuckled. It sounded sort of threatening, what with his very low voice echoing throughout the classroom.

“Guess that test of yours you completed last week won’t be graded, then. Shame, really. I bet you did great,” he teased with a wink. What an asshole move of the biology teacher, but Erwin was sure the students were used to it.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

Eren’s big emerald eyes widened, then went back to their calm and cool state. He smirked slightly.

“Fine then, anything to prove a point” 

He continued to try to act cool, and he usually did.

But the biology teacher scared the shit out of him.

[keysandcarnage-blog]

'I have a confession, I'm afraid of storms.'

“Well, teach, I hope that wont be a problem when it comes down to class. It storms often in New York, yaknow?” 

[ponyexpresso]

*Nanaba looked at Eren, rubbing the side of his face* “Yeah.. So I’ve heard. I just get an uneasy feeling.”

[keysandcarnage-blog]

“Understandable. But according to Professor Smith, It does rain a lot. Just be careful. Students can use that to their advantage if they find out.”

He was nervous talkin to a teacher, and he was trying to keep his temper under control sensing his teacher was already tense.

[ponyexpresso]

*Nanaba noticed that the student was tense, He tried smiling and being as friendly as he could so they would feel more confortable during the conversation*   “That is true.. Silly teenagers will do anything to miss a few days of school. Even if it is college.”

[keysandcarnage-blog]

his confidence peaks a bit.

“Hah, yeah youre right. I would, too, depending on the situation. Shit’s stressful depending on your major”

[ponyexpresso]

“So, What are your future job intentions?” Nanaba questioned trying to avoid the storm topic. ((I’m sorry. I can’t type that well on my laptop. Forgive me if I spell things wrong.))

[keysandcarnage-blog]

He looked at his teacher. ecstatic about the question.

“I want to be an artist. I want to paint murals, insides of cathedrals, paint royalty, landscapes, flowers, anything. I can barely go a minute without thinking of something to draw.”

He puts his hands on his notebook thats full of doodles.

Inquisition filled him, “What made you want to teach?”

//i totally get it. My keys are being funny too

[ponyexpresso]

Nanaba’s eyes widened, He hesitated a moment causing his cheeks to lightly turn crimson out of embarassment. “Oh.. No one’s ever asked me that before.. I wanted to teach because during my schooling, teachers were always rude.. My goal is to be an affectionate teacher who will help the students to fully understand the subject without giving smart remarks or insulting the student instead of helping them with the topic at hand..”

[keysandcarnage-blog]

“That’s amazing! Most teachers are kinda sick of everyones shit. Just be careful, you might get walked on by students” 

He smiled at his teacher, now knowing how important this is to him,