Doctor Stephen Strange

Perhaps “thirsty” for Tony Stark. Or very much thirsty, rather. PS Peter is the best son ever c: (header kudos to johncosntantine on twitter)

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

Tony Jail is almost done. It is looking amazing, Ant. We should be proud.

Now the question is when we finish and lure him in will he be able to escape.

@therealantoniastark

[therealantoniastark]

I mean, if we tell him he escapes he will have to attend all of the board meetings for a month, he probably wont.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

That may work or he’ll just find a way to dump those on Pepper like always

[therealantoniastark]

If we can get Stephen on this we can make it work I'm sure

[askthesorcererstrange]

I sensed that I was mentioned in regards to maintaining Tony?

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

Yes... But I can’t figure out how Ant plans on using you to do that.

@therealantoniastark ???

[askthesorcererstrange]

Tony doesn’t mind restraints if I place them on him.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

... what the fuck ...

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

Wait! Don’t answer I don’t want to know.

But no we are not restraining him, Magician.

[therealantoniastark]

I mean, they are married Rhodey and let's me honest, Tony probably isnt that Vanilla. It's why weve been kicked out of Restaurants when hes been with us.

I was hoping you knew of a spell of some sort that could stop him from Escaping Stephen.

[askthesorcererstrange]

There are several protection spells similar to the ones I have placed on the sanctum and now the Stark Tower that could monitor who enters and who leaves, but Tony has specifically requested that I don’t place any “voodoo magic” upon his person. I’m sure you’re aware that he isn’t fond of things he can’t control or fully understand - aka the magic I am able to harbor. Have you tried asking him in a stern voice to sit still and be good?

Well, no, actually. I suppose that only works for me in certain circumstances. Granted, I have cleared it over with him for my sanity that I am able to use certain protection enchantments on him if he’s at risk or in danger - if this “Tony Jail” is intended to keep him safe and protected, certainly that’s a loophole around my promise to him.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

Tony Jail is almost done. It is looking amazing, Ant. We should be proud.

Now the question is when we finish and lure him in will he be able to escape.

@therealantoniastark

[therealantoniastark]

I mean, if we tell him he escapes he will have to attend all of the board meetings for a month, he probably wont.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

That may work or he’ll just find a way to dump those on Pepper like always

[therealantoniastark]

If we can get Stephen on this we can make it work I'm sure

[askthesorcererstrange]

I sensed that I was mentioned in regards to maintaining Tony?

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

Yes... But I can’t figure out how Ant plans on using you to do that.

@therealantoniastark ???

[askthesorcererstrange]

Tony doesn’t mind restraints if I place them on him.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

Tony Jail is almost done. It is looking amazing, Ant. We should be proud.

Now the question is when we finish and lure him in will he be able to escape.

@therealantoniastark

[therealantoniastark]

I mean, if we tell him he escapes he will have to attend all of the board meetings for a month, he probably wont.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

That may work or he’ll just find a way to dump those on Pepper like always

[therealantoniastark]

If we can get Stephen on this we can make it work I'm sure

[askthesorcererstrange]

I sensed that I was mentioned in regards to maintaining Tony?

[therealantoniastark]

@the-real-tonystark @rhodey-tinystankbestie since all three of us are here...we need to have a siblings day, cause some havoc because I have missed both of you and we havent really hung out as siblings in a long while.

[the-real-tonystark]

Absofuckinglutely - I’ve missed the hell out of you both.

[therealantoniastark]

I've missed the hel out of both of you! It made me realize how much if my time I actually spent with both of you.

Though we might have a little tag along unless my husband gets his murderous ass home.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

That sounds fine. The baby will probably get us out of getting arrested. I mean what person in their right mind would arrest three siblings and a baby?

[therealantoniastark]

"No officer, we didnt catch the building on fire, we were walking the baby and found it." And Tony shoves the matches in his pocket. Ywan you're right.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

See! Great excuse. Why didn’t we have an infant to carry around as a get out of jail free card years ago?

[therealantoniastark]

None of us were fit enough to be parents and Mama would have killed us all. She would have had to keep it and us alive.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

True... True. I don’t think I‘lol ever be capable of keeping myself and someone that’s not Tony alive. Tony is a lot of work but infants? Nope. You have to shape that into a decent human being and I’m barely one of those myself

[therealantoniastark]

I feel that in my soul. I am hardly a decent human being. You've seen most of my life decisions and Frank? Dont get me started. Out of everyone in this family, spouses included Stephen has his shit together the most and hes a wizard.

[rhodey-tinystankbestie]

Hmm... Maybe we should sit down with Stephen and see what his secret to having his shit together is.

[askthesorcererstrange]

Part of the secret is to never, under any circumstances, allow Tony to be completely in charge of himself or the house. Mutual charge or 75 me and 25 Tony. Give or take, generally giving in my favor.

[askthesorcererstrange]

@the-real-tonystark Darling, why is there a slightly smoking shoe on my kitchen counter?

[askthesorcererstrange]

yes, but it’s fine now-☀️💞

Excellent. 💜

[askthesorcererstrange]

i’m sick it is not fun 0/10 would not recommend-☀️💞

Oh dear - I certainly hope you’re feeling better now.

[askthesorcererstrange]

:(-☀️💞

Sad face?

[the-real-tonystark]

@therealantoniastark I need you to settle a spat - who is more dramatic, me or Stephen @askthesorcererstrange ??

[therealantoniastark]

Um....you!?!??! Like that's a no brainer.

[askthesorcererstrange]

Told you, love. @the-real-tonystark

[the-real-tonystark]

MY OWN SISTER AND HUSBAND. CONSPIRING AGAINST ME. @therealantoniastark @askthesorcererstrange

[therealantoniastark]

Tony, I have known you for my entire life. You are a drama queen.

[the-real-tonystark]

I’m wounded.

[therealantoniastark]

I'm sure I can make it up to you with food.

[askthesorcererstrange]

I made him butterscotch pie and massaged his thigh muscles. You can absolutely win him over with food.

[therealantoniastark]

Well I'm sure you can win him over some other way.

[askthesorcererstrange]

Yes, that occurred as well, I assumed at this point that most simply check that off as routine.

[askthesorcererstrange]

DAD DAD! Wanna hear a joke??? Its pretty STRANGE. 😏

How very clever. I’ll have to use this.

[the-real-tonystark]

@therealantoniastark I need you to settle a spat - who is more dramatic, me or Stephen @askthesorcererstrange ??

[therealantoniastark]

Um....you!?!??! Like that's a no brainer.

[askthesorcererstrange]

Told you, love. @the-real-tonystark

[the-real-tonystark]

MY OWN SISTER AND HUSBAND. CONSPIRING AGAINST ME. @therealantoniastark @askthesorcererstrange

[therealantoniastark]

Tony, I have known you for my entire life. You are a drama queen.

[the-real-tonystark]

I’m wounded.

[therealantoniastark]

I'm sure I can make it up to you with food.

[askthesorcererstrange]

I made him butterscotch pie and massaged his thigh muscles. You can absolutely win him over with food.

[the-real-tonystark]

@therealantoniastark I need you to settle a spat - who is more dramatic, me or Stephen @askthesorcererstrange ??

[therealantoniastark]

Um....you!?!??! Like that's a no brainer.

[askthesorcererstrange]

Told you, love. @the-real-tonystark

[the-real-tonystark]

I'm bringing Latiya for Friday's potluck! It has to be refrigerated so my mom's gonna drop it off to me after school and I'm also doing some decorated cupcakes for Thursday :). (If you don't know what Latiya is, it's a chamorro dessert with yellow cake and custard and sprinkled cinnamon on top. Look it up :) it looks good oof) nobody's gonna know what it is but it'll be great. I think I'm also gonna bring some candy or chips with everything else.

That sounds fucking delicious @askthesorcererstrange

[askthesorcererstrange]

I’m assuming you’re wanting me to make this?

[the-real-tonystark]

Please, peaches?

[askthesorcererstrange]

Hmm. What do I get out of the deal?

[the-real-tonystark]

I'm bringing Latiya for Friday's potluck! It has to be refrigerated so my mom's gonna drop it off to me after school and I'm also doing some decorated cupcakes for Thursday :). (If you don't know what Latiya is, it's a chamorro dessert with yellow cake and custard and sprinkled cinnamon on top. Look it up :) it looks good oof) nobody's gonna know what it is but it'll be great. I think I'm also gonna bring some candy or chips with everything else.

That sounds fucking delicious @askthesorcererstrange

[askthesorcererstrange]

I’m assuming you’re wanting me to make this?

[askthesorcererstrange]

Hey wizard-dad, it's me again. My girlfriend is mad at me bc I lied to her, and I know it was a shitty move and that I shouldn't have done it, but she won't let let me do anything to fix it. So I'm scared that she might break up with me (though i wouldn't blame her). And to top everything off, I have 9 extra worksheets due Thursday that I'm nowhere near done with. So,,, my day has been great.

Ah, I’m sorry you’re going through that, my dear. However, until you can prove that you will not lie to her again, it makes sense that she would be hesitant. You do seem genuinely apologetic, and I’m proud of you for that, but you most likely hurt her by lying, and she isn’t obligated to forgive you. This sounds harsh, but I say it with love for you. Life lessons are necessary sometimes.

[askthesorcererstrange]

Tumblr unfollowed you! Also I look like someone punched me in the face but it’s fine, it’s just costume make up and some gauze for a Halloween costume

I’m sure you could give even me a heart attack with that.

[askthesorcererstrange]

Hey wizard-dad! My friends are kinda pissed at me bc i was double binding today but dysphoria is a bitch so double binding it is.

I would not say I am angry with you, but perhaps disappointed and concerned that you are not looking after yourself. I know that mental health can also have a toll on your physical self, but we must find better alternatives to dealing with dysphoria that do not deal with putting your physical health further at risk. Allow me to offer you my cloak for a bit. It only makes you appear very swoopy, and it’s quite warm. It also promises to be on its best behavior.