Boy howdy

they. 26

[dogpuppy]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[foxglves]

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

[bahari-official]

blood work? i sure hope it does

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[keystew]

oh miss murray "trust nobody+black/white morality" mag'nesson and mr azune "loyalty/usefulness over morality" nayar, the duo to ever do it fr

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[mosslingg]

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

[kandelyabr55]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

karina refrynn

[junk-thunder]

[citation not needed. no prablem]

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[beweme]

Aden Luz Rienspects

[keystew]

Forever stuck at the village orthodontist cause im a half-orc