I'M A MERC, MATE.

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keatingannalise:

“I am Alexandra Udinov, daughter of Nikolai Udinov and this is your reward.”

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Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters

"Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."

"I gotta go bribe a cop."

"But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."

"Please stop giving my mom cigars."

"Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."

"You've never done this before?"

"Maybe we can help each other."

"All I did was ask him for a drink."

"Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."

"I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."

"But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."

"I just don't feel like going home okay?"

"So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."

"Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."

"You haven't told me anything about you."

"Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."

"I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."

"And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"

"After what you told me, I'm never going home again."

"I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."

"I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."

"Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."

"I know how hard this must be for you."

"You have no idea how any of this is for me."

"They have to pay for what they've done."

"They won't listen."

"We'll make them listen."

"You do not want to test me."

"You think this is still about you?"

"You should have just killed me. You coward."

"This is an offer, not an order."

"I did some digging into your, uh past activities."

"A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."

"I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."

"Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."

"I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."

"Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."

"He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."

"I want you to touch my face."

"Just tell me what you feel."

"You need anything else, you know where to find me."

"You want the short answer or the long one?"

"We need to contain this."

"Lying to that woman is impossible."

"Choose a side."

"I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."

"That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."

"Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."

"Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."

"Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."

"Let's get this started."

"You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."

"Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."

"Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."

"Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"

"What a shithole."

"This is my life and I made something of it, without you."

"Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."

"Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"

"You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."

"Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."

"We all pay for our choices."

"I've learned a lot since you've been gone."

"You're a dick."

"Say that you want my help."

"I want you to help yourself."

"I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."

"In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."

"I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."

"Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."

"You do your job, I'll do mine."

"On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."

"So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"

"You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."

"Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."

"If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."

"We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."

"Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."

"Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."

"You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."

"I'm not afraid to die."

"We'll be together, that's all that matters."

"You really think that this will change anything?"

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idecaesteckers:

#So much going on in this scene and I never focused on Hunter’s face before and boy that hurts #He never thought for a second that the team would miss him #He completely understand that people would miss Bobbi but he never thought he would be missed as well #and he tries not to cry but in the last frame you can see that he’s the one squeezing Bobbi’s hand and she’s the one trying to make him understand that it’s going to be okay #because in this moment he’s not okay

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Throw Inhumans into the mix, and you have to expect the unexpected. Speedy powers, melty powers, eyeball death rays…

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hey listen i don’t mean to get into it on the dash right now but this is just a heads up that i’m not going to rp with col.leen wing blogs using jess.ica henwick or with any other blog that wants to pretend like rping a character of japanese descent as half japanese means it’s okay to use a white fc, especially a blonde haired blue eyed fc. jess.ica henwick is half chinese, half white. col.leen is half japanese, half chinese. i know she’s the canon fc for the show but i won’t be rping with anyone who doesn’t respect the canon heritage and race of that character and i also will be blocking anyone who makes the idiotic decision of making an anime character with a white live action fc “ for the aesthetic. ” this goes for all races, of course, obviously, but japanese characters are a really sore spot for me because my immediate family is japanese, and my siblings are both half japanese, and honestly, japanese people are incredibly underrepresented in mainstream media outside of japanese produced media. i’m really sick and tired of people acting like asian races are interchangeable or you only have to line up one half of someone’s ethnicity, or that it’s okay to cast k.iko mizuhara ( amazingly talented actress who has lived in japan since she was a girl, but, spoiler alert, NOT JAPANESE ) as a japanese character like !!!! anyway point is this is a really sore spot for me and i have seen too much of this going on, even and especially in the indie community. 

i don’t care if the fc fits your aesthetic. i don’t even care if it’s the canon fc. if you come into my home pretending like it’s okay to cast someone who is not japanese as a japanese character, you’re getting blocked. end of discussion.

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CHARACTER MOODBOARD: LANCE HUNTER ( 1 / ? )                 anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name.

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               ❝ YOU WERE DRESSED AS A COWBOY !! ❞                           ( username: godsavethequeen )

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❝ i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you. ❞

tmfu sentences. // @imhiscarer

❝ i’m happy t’see you too, love, ❞ he starts off, grinning so wide he’s oblivious to her and her reactions. his duffle hits her couch, ruffling and disrupting throw pillows and a blanket tossed over the back neatly, and he stretches, already kicking off his shoes. clara’s flat has always been HOME AWAY FROM HOME for hunter, he’s always been comfortable here, and he’d never even dream of tracking dirt and mud into her home. ❝ i thought we were NEVER gonna get off that last mission, and having the downti –– ❞ he stops, frowning, as he catches sight of her out of the corner of his eye, and oh no, oh no, is she crying ? ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT. hunter shrugs out of his jacket immediately, wraps his arms around her, drags her against his chest solidly. ❝ clara, what’s wrong ? ❞ he asks urgently, already mentally cycling through the amount of ammo he has stuffed in the harry potter pencil pouch at the bottom of his duffle, wondering if it’ll be enough to DESTROY whoever it was that has reduced his best friend to tears.

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❝ i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone. ❞ lenny face

tmfu sentences. // @murderfiend

she could’ve pulled a knife on him in that very instant and he’d have been none the wiser. his da always said he was a SUCKER for a pretty smile, and lord if that man wasn’t right. ❝ well, love, ❞ hunter drawls, moving into lydia’s space smoothly ( because a sucker lancelot hunter might be, but he was not without practice in the art of seduction ) and tilting his head as he goes. ❝ why wait until tomorrow ? ❞ he asks, raising brows lightly. ❝ we could spend the night at this LOVELY little flat of mine, ❞ and he’s laying on that accent thick because american girls like that, because being a charming british man is the most powerful tool in his arsenal, and he’d be STUPID not to use that, ❝ drink fine wine, eat great food –– takeout, of course, i’d never subject someone as pretty as you to MY COOKING, ❞ a charming smile, and he’s pretty sure he’s got her, hook, line, and sinker. fuckin’ sucker.

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❝ not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you? ❞

tmfu sentences. // @aftcrshocks​

now if that wasn’t a targeted and direct attack on his person, hunter would eat the hat he’d donned specifically for this mission. ❝ OI !!! ❞ he shouts, tossing a jelly bean directly at her head. ❝ the FUCK was that for, mate ?! ❞ wrinkling his nose, he shakes his head, glaring viciously at her as he pops another jelly bean in her mouth. ❝ i’ll have you know i’m a MASTER at subtlety. a wizard, if you will. ❞ adjusting his ( admittedly, rather colorful ) beanie, he settles back in his seat, munching on jelly beans, shooting her more glares every few seconds. ( and perhaps tossing another jelly bean her way here and there. )

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Mockingbird #8

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the man from u.n.c.l.e. (2015) sentence starters

tw disordered eating, alcohol, gendered slurs, violence

❝ you look important… or at least your suit does. ❞ ❝ statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here. ❞ ❝ make yourself comfortable, why don’t you.  ❞ ❝ you’re wasting your time. i haven’t seen him for 18 years. ❞ ❝ if i had 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits; i’d talk, you’d laugh, and we’d be on our way. ❞ ❝ are they still following us? ❞ ❝ when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❞ ❝ you can’t be serious. ❞ ❝ excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door. ❞ ❝ hug me. ❞ ❝ what’s that? it smells like feet. ❞ ❝ how long was your prison sentence? ❞ ❝ don’t ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness. ❞ ❝ look at ‘em. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even a ‘thank-you.’ ❞ ❝ don’t kill your partner on your first day. ❞ ❝ i’m sure you understand humiliation better than most. ❞ ❝ my woman would never wear anything like that. ❞ ❝ smoothly done. ❞ ❝ you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou. ❞ ❝ and remember… take it like a pussy. ❞ ❝ not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you? ❞ ❝ either you start to look like you know what you’re doing, or i’m out of here. ❞ ❝ would you like a bigger glass? ❞ ❝ no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. ❞ ❝ don’t you make me put you over my knee. ❞ ❝ so you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle. ❞ ❝ i like my women strong. ❞ ❝ now we are engaged. again. ❞ ❝ i am neither a goat, nor your sister, so… get your hands off me. ❞ ❝ i’m okay, i think. ❞ ❝ i’ve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks. ❞ ❝ you see, each one of us has a destiny… and i believe i can help you with yours. ❞ ❝ you can see the future? ❞ ❝ i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone. ❞ ❝ darling, time to go. ❞ ❝ they had it coming. ❞ ❝ you need to control your temper. ❞ ❝ i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me. ❞ ❝ i quite like him. ❞ ❝ i don’t know what you’re upset about, you’re not even my fiance! ❞ ❝ the thing is… i work better alone. ❞ ❝ i’m not leaving. ❞ ❝ and what, exactly, did you do to him? ❞ ❝ just shut up and watch me work. ❞ ❝ you’re trembling. ❞ ❝ it’s going to be okay. ❞ ❝ i’ll be close by. ❞ ❝ help yourself to a drink. ❞ ❝ so sorry to keep you waiting. ❞ ❝ i thought i was doing so well. ❞ ❝ the fault doesn’t lie in your performance. ❞ ❝ she seemed so innocent. ❞ ❝ i’m so sorry i can’t stay to finish you off myself. ❞ ❝ man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear. ❞ ❝ i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you. ❞ ❝ it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position. ❞

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[MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.// from laurel idek

text hunter. // @ingenuitys

[ text: CANARY ] i don’t have a –– fuck fuck fuck shit fuck you’re talking to bob aren’t you FUCK[ text: CANARY ] why is every bird ( literally ;) ) always trying to get me killed ??

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text message starters, part 1/?

[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.

[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.

[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.

[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.

[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.

[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but places…

[MSG:] I don’t think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

[MSG:] THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.

[MSG:] We’re making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

[MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the corner…

[MSG:] Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.

[MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories up…

[MSG:] I’m bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We’re plotting your demise.

[MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was, “Hey! This one can’t run away!”.

[MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still…

[MSG:] I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.

[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted “dibs!”

[MSG:] He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.

[MSG:] Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. I’m the smoothest maid of honor ever.

[MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.

[MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”

[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?

[MSG:] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.

[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!

[MSG:] He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.

[MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.

[MSG:] So far today I’ve had six shots of tequila, one joint, I’ve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.

[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMING “TROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HELP

[MSG:] I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.

[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope so…

[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.

[MSG:] I’m actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We’re just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.

[MSG:] See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.

[MSG:] Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?

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        WHAT’D YOU DO, COME ON TOO STRONG?                                        SUBTLETY IS KEY.

                                ❝ YOU WERE DRESSED AS A COWBOY!! ❞

                                                                                                            ( as told by megan )

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things people need to remember: just because a character says something in their dialogue does not necessarily mean this thing is True. just because it was never proven to be a lie does not mean it’s true. people lie. people joke. just because it’s a direct canon quote does not make it direct canon.