kezid

i like ducks

[snow-body]

Don't sleep on the potential of a KPDH/Bleach AU

[strangesickness]

autism is an insane condition because i spent all day feeling like dogshit and then i shut my windows and door and immediately felt like 95% better because it was quiet and dark. like WHAT

[zakuroarts]

Grimmjow doesn't share

[venomhasabigdicc]

lance’s birthday ft. shiro and keith’s present for him

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stallingdemons]

I knew I loved Tom Hardy for a reason

[bluebabycal]

Tom hardy is a fucking mood

[anxietyproblem]

[mindfulwrath]

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh

[mindfulwrath]

to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games

[archangel-online]

Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.

Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”

Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”

[nightfuryqueen]

Game: Gives you a simple task that you’ve probably already did many times before.

Game: Adds a timer.

Me:

[owlet]

[nick-avallone]

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

[nick-avallone]

so i showed my mom the post hahaha 

[galaxy-lives]

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

[miniaturewhiski-deactivated2017]

“what music do you like?” is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????

[sweetener]

excuse me officer i would like to report a murder

[misspiggy]

[muffinshark]

the android sent by CyberLife

[ilovecowz56]

Detroit: Become Angry Because You Clicked the Wrong Button

[inappropriate-use-of-mage-hand]

Connor: Lieutenant, you shouldn’t eat that

Hank: *stares at Connor intently*

Connor: …

Hank: *bites the burger with determination*

Connor:

[mimorugk]

Here’s the whole set of the gang’s beach trip.

I see Hank likes writing notes on his stuff, so eventually he wrote notes on their polaroid photos. 

[rk1700-incorrect]

RK900: How does one turn their emotions off?

Connor: Okay, first go to settings.

Connor: I’m a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis

RK900: No, I’m still willing to try this, go ahead. I’m at settings, what do I do next?