Eli.

How could anybody deny you?

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[tenebrisirae]

Mom I love chu

[karmas-a-betch]

3.2 million, love you mama

[guitarman68-blog]

Damn

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

this post is literally so ugly why does it exist

[hchocolate]

Phucking hate this shiiit

[straightchibull1]

No chances

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[tenebrisirae]

Mom I love chu

[karmas-a-betch]

3.2 million, love you mama

[guitarman68-blog]

Damn

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

this post is literally so ugly why does it exist

[hchocolate]

Phucking hate this shiiit

[straightchibull1]

No chances

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[tenebrisirae]

Mom I love chu

[karmas-a-betch]

3.2 million, love you mama

[guitarman68-blog]

Damn

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

this post is literally so ugly why does it exist

[hchocolate]

Phucking hate this shiiit

[straightchibull1]

No chances

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| pov: its ur first prostate exam and ure a lil nervous and im tired

[birch-fence]

lmao i lost at least 7 followers after reblogging that…. anyway if you exclude nonbinary people you’re ignoring the white stripe of the trans flag; aces and aros are not straight and thus lgbt+ because theyre literally not attracted to the opposite sex, trans women are real women, and physical dysphoria is not required to be considered trans

[birch-fence]

me watching the terfs, aphobes and transmeds disappear from my follower count

[repsajjjasper]

If you say that you don’t need dysphoria to be trans then a lot of insurances are gonna stop covering things like surgery and hormones. That pisses me off so much because I will never be able to afford hormones on my own and the only way I could get them in the future is if my insurance would cover it

[cadenthecronch]

I hate that my mental illness makes it so that I have no idea how to create a good and healthy relationship with anyone. Am I doing friendship right? Am I too needy? Am I distant? Am I manipulative? Am I a horrible person? I dunno. What’s a healthy relationship? I dunno that either.

[politicalsci]

[lavvyan]

This! This is why I start cursing like a sailor the minute someone brings up aaaallll the things we the people can do to stop climate change.

Spoiler: it’s nothing. Oh, sure, you can recycle your trash, but that doesn’t mean much when it all ends up getting burned anyway because our economy doesn’t have anywhere near the capacity to deal with the sheer mass of trash, and no interest in doing so. Like, “sure, our company could switch to environmentally friendly packaging, but that’d mean we’d have to change things and it might cost us a whole cent more per article and that’s just not viable you know, so sorry.”

Or, yes, you can absolutely bike to work instead of driving, but your CO2 emissions are nothing against what big companies blow into the atmosphere every second. Nothing.

Or, yes, you can absolutely grow bee-friendly plants in your yard, but that won’t save them.

By all means, be environmentally conscious! In fact, I strongly encourage you to be! But let’s be real here, our individual footprints on this planet aren’t what’s killing it. Big Industry is.

[silencingthedrums]

Same with food/water waste!! It annoys me so much when commercials and gov’t campaigns emphasize individual waste when corporations are doing the OVERWHELMING majority of the wasting.

[ka3l]

finals are fucking stressful, i hate school, i keep picking at my scabs

[lifeisstrangebitch]

⚠️ All credit goes to @ __safe_space__ on Instagram ⚠️

[verryfinny]

[honeyscentedbitch]

https://instagram.com/p/Bd9RZEUD9TG/

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[deans-pie-67]

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

[imbatmanurnot-deactivated201808]

Would never risk my mom

[tenebrisirae]

Mom I love chu

[karmas-a-betch]

3.2 million, love you mama

[guitarman68-blog]

Damn

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

this post is literally so ugly why does it exist

[hchocolate]

Phucking hate this shiiit

[straightchibull1]

No chances

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[roses-likethis-blog]

can’t not reblog the money dog

[angelicexpression-deactivated20]

The dog is cute but money is cool too

[itzzniece-deactivated20220328]

Reblogging again just for the hell of it

[tinytea]

*crosses fingers*

[lilac-fishnets]

y nott

[sincere-lee]

Sure, considering that mega millions jackpot is damn near the highest it’s ever been and I’m a broke bitch 😂

[daddyslilprincess11]

Umm. I’m opening my own salon! Please let me be this lucky!

[tsunflowers]

[idislikethissite]

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no hes spitting them in there

[kfcloverpls]

[inmortalidad-cuantica]

[knaiifu]