I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier
scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren’t blessed enough to see the edits
here it is, in all its Glory
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I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier
scrolled through the tags and saw that a lot of people weren’t blessed enough to see the edits
here it is, in all its Glory
with all the trafficking going on y’all better stay safe!!
It’s a good idea to practice this so you know how to do it in an emergency! You don’t even have to be strong (this guy is pretty muscular) to do it, it’s the force of the swing that makes them break.
Alternatively, if you’re being zip tied or tied up in general it’s a good idea to present your fists to the person instead of having them grab and force them. That way, you can present them in an easier to escape position.
Like these:
The tutorials I followed on this website were super helpful and show a few methods of breaking out of zip ties. It take ten minutes to learn and could quite literally save your life!
Zip ties are a common method of illegal restraint. To defeat zip ties, you can break them, shim them, or slip right out of them. Learn more
While this technique is worth knowing in the event of kidnapping or human trafficking, and so forth, it will not work on police issue flex-cuffs, which happen to be far thicker than standard zip-ties, are double cuffed, and have a reinforced centre.
Attempting this technique with flex-cuffs will firstly cut off circulation to your hands due to the proposed need to tighten them, which is dangerous for many reasons when detained in them for a prolonged period of time, as once on, they will not be loosened until they are removed entirely. And secondly, will likely lead to you breaking your wrists as the force required to break free of them exceeds what can be generated by the over-average male, regardless of how strong they may believe themselves to be. Your best bet, if you can get to relative safety first, is to use the corner of a wall to wear the plastic center-piece down enough to break free.
Please read the last comment before you permanently fuck your wrist.
PLEASE READ THE LAST COMMENT BEFORE YOU PERMANENTLY FUCK YOUR WRIST
As a last ditch effort, if you feel your life is in danger, fold your thumb into your palm and dislocate it. You should be able to slip out. Then use the cuff you broke free from(if theyre metal) as brass knuckles.
Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.
“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.
If you call (800) 484-3731, an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.
We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.
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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/
They also seem to help with getting Narcan.
holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off
From the FB page:
We’re starting separate lines for each state in the US. These are the lines we’ve created thus far. Please share this out far and wide, so that it may reach the population of people we’re trying to help.
National line: 1-800-484-3731
Missouri: 1-800-896-8350
Iowa - 1-800-928-5610
Alabama - 1-800-913-3670
California - 1-800-469-4470
Virginia - 1-800-892-0480
Utah - 1-800-918-4805
Massachusetts - 1-800-972-0590
Vermont - 1-800-648-3570
Florida - 1-800-640-8530
Thank you for your support!
hope this becomes an international thing
The trees have secrets. Befriend them and they may grant you forbidden knowledge.
Actually me
i just got compared to this fucking asshole
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this
I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this
I can’t believe after practically a year later people are still queuing this. Thank you. It is Friday.
YOU DID THIS TO ME
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this
I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this
I can’t believe after practically a year later people are still queuing this. Thank you. It is Friday.
YOU DID THIS TO ME
it’s bi/pan and ace/aro solidarity
If you want to help out the Navajo Nation, please consider donating to them at the following:
https://www.nndoh.org/donate.html - Navajo Nation COVID-19 fund. There’s also a link to their Go Fund Me, as well a list of medical and community needs and numbers and emails to message for the non monetary donations.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/nhfc19relief - Navajo and Hopi families relief fund.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-elderly-on-navajo-nation - Food baskets for the Elderly on Navajo Nation
https://www.gofundme.com/f/northern-dine-covid19-relief-effort - Northern Diné Relief Fund
https://nmchildren.org/ - Bill Richardson COVID-19 Navajo families relief fund
5/22/2020
canon fact: gudetama is nonbinary
Capitalism at its best. Some role models we should all consider. I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!
I just need to work for them tbh
And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️
they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life
They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit
Ben and Jerry have also been arrested for peaceful protest at least one time, so we know they’re the coolest
Support Ben and Jerry’s!
anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!
oops my hand slipped
nexttttt pleaseee :D
Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series
I was asked for doing this, so I did
BAM!
I’m out of ideas! XD
next?
THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY
OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!
LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!
LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!
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NEEEXT!!!!!
IT HAD TO BE DONE:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*O*
OH MY GOOD!!!!!
ThAT’S IT!!!!
#0o0#
so yeah
I LOVE THIS
REBLOGGED THIS TWICE
I have a need…..I must add to this…
still waiting for the smut
C’mon guys… it needs some smut
THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE
SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT
Not so perfect but still perfect first date
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART
O HECk IT GOT bETtEr
OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖
notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!
THERES MORE
I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!?
ITS BACK OMG
Omg it’s here!
THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT
Ok I tried because this is so cute
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF
IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG
This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today.
This gave me so many happy and cute feels
every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all
this warms my heart on so many levels <3
ITS BACK
I’m just sitting here
Hitting my knee
Squealing and smiling omfg
hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.
This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.
AAAAAAHH ITS BACK
THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡
Only because it’s fucking cute!!!
This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^
Keepin it rollin!
My contribution to this adorable story ^^
Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?
Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.
Double plot twist: same
i added sum more–
This is my favorite.
B E A U T I F U L
The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow.
IT’S B A C K
i love this so much
HI YES THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION
It got so much better than the last time i saw it!!❤❤❤
LAST I WAS HER ETHERE WAS A DIFFERENTS TORY ITS BRANCHING AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER
This fucking comic had been added to over the course of six years. That’s insane, it’s beautiful. It’s inspiring, all these people from different places at different times some have moved on other still here it’s wild.
Holy frick THIS WAS AWESOME WOW 1000000/10, WOULD RECOMMEND.
Are we gonna keep it going till ten years??
@julshii you probably know about this but I haven’t checked, but I figured… Well, op would be proud :p
all right tell me how to follow a post
You can subscribe to a post on mobile
I LOVE THIS!!!
I WAS FANGIRLING BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS CUTE AS FUCK
MUST ADD ON!!!! BRB!!!
This should be made into a comic and there needs to be a master post with all of the additions to the original post
y ES i AM an ARTI ST
THERE
@optimisticstrawberries ;)
I WANTED TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS MASTERPIECE
ITS ONE OF THE BRANCHING ONES THE LAST TIME I SAW THIS THERE WAS A MOTORCYCLE RIDE BUT NOW ITS THIS AND BOTH ARE WHOLESOME AND I LOVE THIS POST SO MUCH
THIS MAKES ME SO DAMN HAPPY
OLLIE HAS TO KISS DAMIAN AT HIS DOOR STEP
HEY @rataatattat BABE CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR🥺🥺🥺🥺
FUCK YEAH ITS BACK
I want a whole TV series about this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
*cracks knuckles*
Aight gimme a bit, I have an idea folks~
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce (future)Damien and Ollie’s 6 year old daughter Marley!!
OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER THIS POST GETS MORE AND MORE COMPLETELY PERFECT EVERY TIME IT CROSSES MY DASH THIS IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR AND IT’S ADORABLE
Damien and Ollie on a sailboat with the sun setting in the background
:o amazing!