Dylan Sanders: A Writer's Blog of Things I Hate

Fiction author, poet, consumer of vacuum packed ham. I live in Illinois in a cave in the woods. Currently rewriting a bunch of shit because that's what I do; ask me about it so I have an excuse to cry tears that smell of beer. Currently raging at fellow LoL/Smite/Dota 2 players. Currently current. Rivers have currents. I enjoy drinking alone and listening to the soothing sounds of death metal. Follow me on Spotify @ Dylan Sanders and let's talk about music sometime. 

[alwaysbewoke]

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GOOD

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GO GERMANY FOR OWNING UP TO WHAT THEY DID AND TAKING THE STEPS TO STOP IT FROM HAPPENING AGAIN.

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first time in forever that i’m proud of my country

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Check out my first Journalister post. A bit of flash fiction.

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my mom: is everything to you a joke?

me: i, personally, am a joke

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supernova-goddess

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First poetry post in awhile

I'll be late. Don't wait up, goodnight.

Why do you speak like that? Like you're in a movie.

Is it too romantic?

I've heard it before.

You've got the prettiest damn eyes, darling.

Did you write that yourself?

I'll be late. Straight on til' morning. I love you, goodnight.

[nicolewhiteee]

Drink water & mind your business today

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Unintentional literary world building has got to be one of the most satisfying feelings in writing ever.

[mysharona1987]

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2 accurate

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Neil deGrasse Tyson answers the question “Does the Universe Have a Purpose?” (animated by MinutePhysics) … click for more.

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Amazon.com: Social Butterfly: Two Meditations in Self Hatred eBook: Dylan Sanders: Kindle Store

If you haven’t read my flash nonfiction pieces yet then what are you waiting for? Read it. Rate it. Hate it!

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If y’all don’t enjoy this album we can’t be friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vsf3zYppP4

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Doing some writing today

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Not too long ago, I couldn’t understand why a woman would not identify as a feminist. I knew the term came with a lot of baggage, but I was willing to defend it. I was determined to take the movement back from the misandrists and the perpetual victims.

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Today’s Tip:

Beware of anyone who is actually willing to listen to The Macarena when not attending a wedding or a gathering with people who are over the age of 60. They are dangerous.

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TDS, April 15, 2015

Jon Stewart criticizes the media for their overuse of death videos, turning important footage into background noise

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I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere.

Like, obviously Pokemon is still very popular, but I mean it was everywhere. Back...