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Friends...

it's 11 weeks today until my vacation. I checked and holy lack of self-care batman, it's my first actual leaving the house/city/province vacay in over 20yrs.

Time flies when you're not taking care of yourself, stuck in survival mode and living in a blind panic.

#this is all of us #poverty is fun #I don't remember making the choice to be poor #but here we are #working full time and still under the poverty line #this is the world we live in

Sorry tumblz,

I'll never be the guy who posts selfies

I would like to continue to be anonymous on the Interwebs

because obviously when you're as rich and famous as I

you learn

#I am absolutely not rich #I am utterly not famous

Went thrifting this weekend and found one of those legendary items you see people posting about; a tall people length cashmere and silk bathrobe from [high end retailer] for a grand total of $6.99. It's making dressing for work and leaving even more challenging.

kafkasapartment

worth a read... if you have the attention span.

She keeps The Great British Baking Show on in the background. Always.

#you are nothing but a commodity #your attention span was sold to advertisers #not thinking is the end game

things you learn taking care of The Elderly:

Patience.

dear lord they use up kleenex like you wouldn't believe

same for toilet paper

did I mention patience?

a strong stomach (you will come across SMELLS)

diplomacy

no really, patience is not optional

you're out of kleenex again? I just bought four boxes three days ago!

no matter what, it was always better "in my day"

make sure they're iPad-knowledgeable. Just plug 'em in with a few episodes of [insert senior-friendly show here] and you've got an hour break... maybe

you will learn to hide the sweets. Because all they want are sweet things

seriously, you think I'm joking about patience?

never asking open-ended questions again

seeing things you did not want to see

and most importantly what I have learned is no matter how well intentioned, no matter how prepared you think you are... you are NOT ready for how entitled, opinionated, nasty, tender, childish, ridiculous, heartbreaking, sad, frustrating, hilarious, depressing and hard it is. Getting old ain't easy and if you're lucky enough to have a parent who accepts that gracefully then good! My parent is bitching, complaining and generally making EVERY. STEP. THE. MOST. DIFFICULT. SHE. CAN. POSSIBLY. MAKE. IT.

(send help)

Ooof

Hello.

things you won't care about: I completed my 2nd full body workout today. The one designed for me by a trainer that I paid with real money.

Is it an easy workout? fuck no. Did I feel like dealing with the snowstorm and power outages and crazy morning gym people? nope.

But I'm doing it anyway. Even if that stupid asshole spend 32minutes sitting on the leg press machine checking his grindr until the gym supervisor came and kicked him off.

Entitlement is a hell of a drug.

#kgfx is now working out with the big boys #am I a gym gay now?#am I one of those now?#no to both #I'm just a nerd trying to reconnect with his body #although #I've never connected with my body #so I guess I can't reconnect #oh well #also #guys don't fucking jerk off in a public sauna #I don't want to step in your mess

Tragedy:

working out hard, having hard defined legs and...

my ass is widdle white boy butt.

s i g h

depsidase

Actual Question:

how many people do they kill before we can start calling them The American Nazi Party?

#you know who this is about #end-stage capitalism for fun and profit

#nuff said #same as it ever was

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