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Tumblr ecosystem role: Post Hunter Gatherer | Perry | Chinese-Canadian | 30+ | She/Her

[just-add-butter]

Hello, if you've found me because of my brush your teeth post, that's great. If you're looking for more content like that, I've created a tumblr that'll throw up a regular reminder to brush and floss on your dash. You can find that @brosser-les-dents. I also run a shower reminders blog @showertimereminders, a reminder to eat blog @mealreminders, and a get up and move blog @movementnudge.

Otherwise, I'm just Malec trash. If you followed me for something else, I'm so sorry. Interspersed through the Malec is a bunch of interesting stuff with some Batfam. I ship Superbat as well.

99.8 % of my posts are queued so I'm always posting something.

If you are looking for just the cool posts without any of the fandom stuff like shadowhunters, batfam, etc, you can follow @pennywords. It's also queued so will post consistently.

The other thing I'd like to pin up here is my Fic Rec Project. I haven't kept it up with my fanfic reading, but hopefully there is other stuff you might enjoy.

Lastly, Chairman Meow Celeb AU Insta Post Masterlist.

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[robs-your-robins]

I love the idea that if Bruce had picked any other way to cope, Alfred would still have been ride or die for him. Bruce wanted to become a doctor? Alfred would be up helping him crunch before the MCATs at 3am. Bruce wanted to become an actor? Alfred would be enrolling him in all the best schools and getting Sir Ian McKellan to coach him. Bruce wanted to fight for the environment? Alfred would be showing him learn how to dismantle deforestation equipment. Alfred loves that boy but it's just Alfred's luck that his boy wants to dress like a Bat and fight crime with pointy boomerangs and a bitching car.

[help-me-yes]

[yfel-axel]

a dress made of rainbows

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

The Art of the Deal

By wearing this watch you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor

The Fence has published an exposé on Stuart Semple (of Anish Kapoor 'feud' notoriety) which they have been working on for six months.

investigation reveals Semple / his studio / his partner Emily Mann (who's described as acting as his 'enforcer' in his business) :

mishandled £400k grant of public money intended for a public gallery, allowing the money to flow freely between the public project, his own personal studio and personal projects such as Culture Hustle (his online business selling paint etc)

underpaid or failed to pay many of his assistants to the tune of several thousand pounds each.

former assistants have taken him to court and he simply hasn't bothered to show up and he's threatened to sue former assistants who asked for their back pay

repeatedly funds ambitious projects that never see release eg Abode, an 'Adobe-rivalling' suite of creative software (he claims he still intends to release this)

encouraged a cult-like atmosphere at his studio in Bournemouth

was frequently in debt and having to negotiate with bailiffs etc for his debts while at the same time crowdfunding various projects

ran fake social media accounts boosting Semple and his work

The portrait that emerges is one of decades-long scam artistry tbh and someone who's juvenile, manipulative, narcissistic.

The Fence btw is a decent fairly small-circulation quarterly magazine from the UK which specialises in satire, investigative journalism, culture, and fiction. You can read the piece in its entirety if you register (which is free).

a few links:

The Fence's newsletter from April discusses this article & how Semple has tried to muddy the SEO waters

Semple threatened to sue The Fence for publishing this story - many of you are American so here's the relevant UK law on defamation.

& the subreddit r/culturehustle is worth a look to get an idea of just how badly run his paint business is

[frawkeyes]

Netflix Geralt and Jaskier? 100% gay. It cant be explained otherwise

Game Geralt and Dandelion? 100% platonic but its so much worse.

They have gotten married because they were both drunk, Dandelion just got dumped and Geralt was consoling him. He promised he'd marry Dandelion if he was a girl. So they drunkenly went and got married to prove it. They didnt get it annulled bc if something happened to Geralt, theyd contact Dandelion.

Yennefer: so they won't contact me?

Geralt: I'm pretty sure you have me microchipped anyway

They're the friends who give each other handjobs bc one of them broke his arm. "What did you want me to do Yen, he broke his ARM" This has happened to both of them multiple times.

Dandelion definitely asked Geralt to check his penis bc some girl commented on it. He needed his besties opinion.

Priscilla and Yennefer just accepted their boyfriends were like that. They know its 100% platonic and some weird form of bonding they both require to thrive

Zoltan: no that's not normal male bonding, Dandelion

Dandelion: sounds to me like someone's jealous

[hourlycatphotos]

[shae-la-hyene]

Alec and Magnus are comparing how difficult dealing with their in-laws are. Somehow, Asmodeus is losing.

Now for siblings Jace and Izzy are clearly a lot more trouble than Cat and Ragnor but Raphael sure is giving an enthusiastic effort

Madzie and Max are a tie.

[crippled-peeper]

“You think every citizen should have access to free and accessible healthcare?”

Wrong!!!

I think that Asylum seekers and Migrant workers and The Undocumented and Everyone Else should get free healthcare too

I love immigration

[crippled-peeper]

This one made the fascists and the racists really really mad. I get hate mail daily for this post

Imagine getting mad because someone else’s child’s chemotherapy doesn’t cost them 100,000$ .

[mothcub]

The joyful boys.

[rhymewithrachel]

aragorn and legolas but theyre tired camp counselors

[zecurlyone]

They’d lose the children

[wickedlittlecritta]

i mean…isn’t that what they did in canon?

[earhartsease]

Aragorn: *staring off into the distance* what do your elf eyes see?

Legolas: 35 kids swarming an ice cream truck ten miles away ffs

[melonwah]

i desperately need you to take a minute to look at this fucking dog.,, lufy is looking for his forever home

[frownyalfred]

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

[newskyillusion]

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

[azrielgreen]

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

[jezebelgoldstone]

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

[faeblesmith]

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

[lastoneout]

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

[lastoneout]

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

[certifiedchickenposts]

certified rooster post

[dailycatsblog]

[depsidase]

[redgillan]

i’ve never been called a cunt and other lovely little sobriquets more than by emotional men online about their favourite sports team

tell me again who’s the weaker sex