[khancentrate]

started this acc when i was 11 and now i look like this a decade later

[billyumwaht]

IT GOT BETTER

[tuba-twerk-team]

💯 @theroyalspoonbearer

[drumcorpsblog]

OH NOOO

[burnt-n-turnt]

“Drum Major, is your band ready?”

[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

[ravensandcoco]

[mynewurl]

Z is just a sideways N

[thepockymountains]

pls stop it

[mynewurl]

Zo

[onlytwitterpics]

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

teen titans: how did they find us?!

teen titans: 

[trap3z3]

when your and your opponents pokemon both use protect in the same turn

[spongy-moments]

[911official-deactivated20200526]

the most accurate picture of the retail industry 

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[01101010-01100100]

i do this every morning

[thesunnahthebetter]

02x10 - D.W. Goes to Washington 

[ruinedchildhood]

First trailer for the Magic School Bus Rides Again is here! Featuring a theme song by Lin Manuel Miranda plus the voices of Lily Tomlin and Kate McKinnon as the Frizzle sisters. Available Sept. 29th on Netflix.

[mysticbaconslice]

not to start discourse or anything but ET is literally so fuckin ugly look at this dried up scrotum I hate them

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

[mysticbaconslice]

u stupid bitch u utterly wrinkled schlong

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

[slaughterhousefive]

[yamcha]

[khancentrate]

i'm sorry, the old taylor can't come to the phone right now. why? oh, 'cause she's maclaurin!