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Hey! I'm Kharyl (she/they), I'm 30 and from Canada✨

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[dubiousdisco]

[fandom-man]

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[nataliehall]

So there’s this guy Jimothy

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[carrotssss]

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[nociceptrix]

How goated it is to be anything at all

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[dubiousdisco]

[teathattast]

[9e978e]

via

[probuccalfat]

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[thanksiloveyou]

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild