i don't do bad sauce passes

Love Begins
Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day
KIROKAZE

blake kathryn

#extradirty

No title available

roma★
sheepfilms
d e v o n

No title available
Keni

Kiana Khansmith

oozey mess
occasionally subtle

tannertan36
No title available

No title available
Xuebing Du
seen from Türkiye

seen from Russia

seen from Malaysia

seen from El Salvador

seen from Russia

seen from Türkiye
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States

seen from Japan

seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Finland
@khatari
[ID: tweet by @VABVOX reading, “How many of you know that poor people also use the post office as a bank in neighborhoods like mine (poor and 95% Black) with no banks? The post office is where you buy money orders to pay your rent and other bills. Shutting down the post office is class warfare.” End ID]
A hero in more ways than one
I NEVER KNEW THAT
Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard
Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?
Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?
Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*
Nearby horse: *neighs*
Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?
Horse: *snorts*
Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.
Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?
Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.
Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?
Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.
DON’T BE RACIST CARL
That spine comment made me reevaluate my life
Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!
This is oddly unsettling.
We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s
Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?
Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?
Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food
I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.
VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.
Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.
Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good? Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong
maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time
That last comment made me slam the reblog button
comic © me
satan © himself
Marshae Jones was five months pregnant when she was shot in the stomach. The police say she initiated a fight that led to the shooting.
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
Marshae Jones was shot in 2018 during an argument. She was 5-months pregnant at the time and the trauma ended the pregnancy. While charges were dropped against the shooter, the survivor, Marshae Jones is now being charged with manslaughter for starting the argument. Black and indigenous women are almost always the first targets of policies that attempt to steal autonomy over their own bodies from women. Marshae is clearly the victim in this situation, yet she now faces a hefty prison sentence for being shot. She is being held on a $50,000 bail. This is absolutely disgusting, and we must end both the system of cash bail and the prison industrial complex that seeks to criminalize black, brown, and working class white people at every opportunity. #SayHerName
SIGNAL BOOST: Shoutout to the NYT for being the first major publication I’ve seen refer to Marshae Jones’s lost pregnancy as her fetus. Women are more than just incubators!
SIGNAL BOOST: Don’t just be alarmed. We can help Marshae Jones make bail by giving to the Yellow Hammer Fund, a reproductive justice organization in Alabama. “Losing a pregnancy should never be criminalized. Donate at paypal.me/yellowfund or yellowhammerfund.org with the note MARSHAE. #reprojustice #reproductivejustice”
I think she earned the right to protest wherever and whenever she wants.
Video description (with transcription by Democracy Now):
A rally protesting the US’s concentration camps is shown taking place in a public space outside of a military base. The space is non-secured, public grounds. Further, the rally had called ahead and secured permission to congregate outside the gate briefly, to give statements to the press before moving across the street to a public park for further demonstration.
NIKKI NOJIMA LOUIS: My mother and I were incarcerated at the Puyallup fairgrounds, called Camp Harmony, and later in Minidoka, Idaho.
MILITARY POLICE OFFICER KEYES: Excuse me, people. Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. You cannot protest on Fort Sill. If you want to protest, you have to go across the street, the highway. And that needs to happen right now. Let’s go. Let’s go. Let’s go. Now. Today!
UNIDENTIFIED: We’re not moving.
CHIZU OMORI: My name is Chizu Omori.
UNIDENTIFIED: We just have our elders, who are saying a couple more statements, please.
MILITARY POLICE OFFICER KEYES: No. No, ma’am, you may not. You may—again, I will say it—this is the last time. You cannot protest on Fort Sill. You need to move across the street. Now!
UNIDENTIFIED: Chizu, were you going to make a statement?
SATSUKI INA: Go ahead, Chizu.
CHIZU OMORI: Yes.
MILITARY POLICE OFFICER KEYES: Apparently you didn’t hear what I said.
UNIDENTIFIED: I’m sorry, sir. Our people—
MILITARY POLICE OFFICER KEYES: You need to move! Today! Now! Right now! Move!
SATSUKI INA: Otherwise what will happen?
MILITARY POLICE OFFICER KEYES: I—I—I don’t know. I’m not going to arrest you, but you need to move now.
UNIDENTIFIED: Thank you. Continue.
MICHAEL ISHII: Then we’re not going to move.
MILITARY POLICE OFFICER KEYES: Yes, you’re going to move.
MICHAEL ISHII: If you’re not going to arrest us, we’re not going to move.
The army officer skulks away in disgrace, and is later suspended for his disgusting misconduct and for flagrantly lying and intimidating civilians while in uniform and on camera.
The crowd encourages Chizu to finish her statement.
CHIZU OMORI: OK, yes, yes. I spent three-and-a-half years at Poston, Arizona, an American concentration camp, during World War II.
-End of video-
Image description:
Leftkist tweets: Former Japanese prisoners of American internment camps peacefully demonstrated in front of a former internment camp facility that is being set up for indefinitely holding immigrants. A military cop interrupted and began aggressively shouting at them to leave.
Heather Smith (hevsbuttons) replies: I love how the don’t budge a bit. Just wait for him to shut up so she can continue her speech.
-End of images-
And, just for all of the “concerned citizens” worried about “national security” in the notes:
Demonstrating outside of the gates of military bases is not against the law, a Fort Sill spokesman said. “As long as they’re obeying the law, doing it peacefully, everybody’s entitled to that right,“ they added.
Don’t be fooled by the official statements in support of the protesters, however. I guarantee you that if there hadn’t been sufficient legal and press presence at this event, that rat bastard would not have seen so much as a gentle tap on the wrist, and he was no doubt sent out specifically to harass these protesters. Because, again, they called ahead and received verbal confirmation that they were allowed to rally there.
They were almost certainly being set up.
The fact that it didn’t work, however, is something to celebrate, too.
Why do Goblins have to eat trash? Why can’t goblin cuisine simply have a strong emphasis on fermentation and controlled spoilage?
Like fermentation stinks to high heaven and you typically hide it away in dark and cool places. It fits lore wise for a creature that lives in a cave and is described as unclean.
Anyway this has been food for thought
concept: a setting where every race has a different preferred method of food preservation and each of them is pretty sure that everyone else is ruining their food - goblinoids are masters of fermented foods, elves make exquisite sundried fruits and jerkies, dwarf cities have enchanted walk-in freezers hewn from living stone, gnomes can pickle anything, orcish smokehouses are legendary.
humans and halflings don’t have their own signature food preservation methods, but are notable for being willing to eat everyone else’s trail rations.
Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever
@bowlcut @yourfavoritewerewolf I tried
1970′s feminist vandalism
Illustrations by Moomin creator, Tove Jansson for a 1966 Swedish edition of ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
DIY Leather Bat Bow Tie with Template
All of these bow ties can do double duty as hair ties or additions to headbands.
Find this Bow Tie Tutorial from A Crafty Gentleman here.
More Bat Bow Ties from the Archive
DIY Crochet Bat Bow Tie Tutorial and Free Pattern from Good Knits here.
BUY or DIY: $9 Jack Skellington Bow Tie from Magical Ribbons.
DIY Halloween Felt Bat Bow Tie Tutorial with Template from wear the canvas here.