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wydevans:

Really? Isn’t there a friend or someone that could watch him? Or what about his mom, you said she was back in town didn’t you? If all else fails, I guess I can watch him but check your other options first.

Friends? I have Levi... and his sister kinda --- and Daxton’s mom? That’s a no go... she’s like Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs crazy. I guess I could just take him over with me? Levi’s moms love him so I don’t think they’d mind keeping an eye on him for a little bit?

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frckbella:

I think I’m gonna have to go with yes. What can i say, I’m a bit curious.

It was a dare, actually it was a more of, I want to go on the baby swing   ---   don’t you’ll get stuck  ---  no I wont  ...  and then I got stuck.

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frckbella:

Kinda Levi, kinda not? Do I even wanna know? 

Can you answer your own question? Do you wanna know?

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wydevans:

Oh, please.

Let me get this straight, you want to sick guy to watch your kid so you can mostly likely go have sex with your boyfriend? Not gonna happen, buddy.

Dax wont get sick. That kid has got like an immune system of steel or something. Please? I need some alone time with said boyfriend because all spring break I’ve been listening to Daxton whine and cry because he’s teething.

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evanstothesam:

It happens to the best of us, son.

You’ve gotten stuck in a baby swing before? Glad to know I’m not the only one because people keep making me feel stupid for doing it.

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lopezlevi:

That’s exactly what happen, estúpido.

Oh, c’mon... you’re just making stuff up now. That’s not exactly what happened.

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kvexix:

Can I not leave you alone?

--------- No?

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parkerhummel:

I’ve done that before except I was able to actually fit in it.

Well, you see --- I am too big to successfully fit in a baby swing and that is a feat I am determined to overcome.

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wydevans:

I’ll gladly stay away, that’s just a couple days i get a break from constantly being asked to borrow money I’ll never get back.

Oh c’mon...  ---  I’m not that big of a mooch.

By the way, can you watch Daxton? I’m gonna go over to Levi’s later.

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frckbella:

How does one even do that? Did Dax put you up to it?

...No ---  it was kinda Levi, kinda not.

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kvexix:

I take Saint Patricks day very seriously. I will be pinching anyone who isn’t wearing green

Good thing I’m wearing green underwear.

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lopezlevi:

No…  I said, ‘don’t do it, you’ll get stuck’ and you said ‘screw you Levi’ and you did it anyway. Your fault you did a stupid.

Okay... maybe --- just maybe, that’s how it happened.

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lmaoharls:

How? Why? And what?

Baby swing.

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lopezlevi:

I told you that wasn’t a good idea.

No, you’re the one who told me to do it.

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I went to the park today and got stuck in one of the baby swings. The world is cruel and now my butt hurts.

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TEXTS // KARTER&LEVI

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: im here

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: wait i m sat 7

[5 minutes later]

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: 11

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: how did u know im drunk

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: i dotn kow y i let hi do that to me karter :(

[SMS ↷ GEEK ASS NERD 😻]: ok give me like 5 minutes to get dressed and another 10 to get you

[SMS ↷ GEEK ASS NERD 😻]: I'll come and kiss you all better alright?

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TEXTS // KARTER&LEVI

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: WOOOOWWNNZXAA

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: i do hve a ddAdiy kink so this is grtetttt

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: cns u cume get me i cant go home

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: im drunk

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: ohHH TOAD I JSUT THRE UP

[SMS ↷ BOYFRIEND DUDE ❤︎]: i wat my momdy :(

[SMS ↷ GEEK ASS NERD 😻]: I'll come and get you

[SMS ↷ GEEK ASS NERD 😻]: where are you

[SMS ↷ GEEK ASS NERD 😻]: i know you're drunk and i now know you have a daddy kink

[SMS ↷ GEEK ASS NERD 😻]: i can get your momdy but i dont want your momdy to get mad at u