Xehanort: Ok team! Time to split you up into different worlds and break Sora down!
Xigbar: Here we go. *rolls eye*
Xehanort: Since you spoke up first Xigbar, you get to go to Olympus. You don’t like heroes anyways.
Xigbar: *shrugs* Sure, why not.
Xehanort: Ansem and Xemnas, you go to Twilight Town.
Ansem SOD: Wait why do I have to go with hi-
Xehanort: BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Xehanort: *clears throat*
Xehanort: Younger me, you get to go to the Toy Box because you’re a kid.
Young Xehanort: Yippee. I’m 18 by the way.
Xehanort: Marluxia, you get to go to Corona because you like flowers.
Marluxia: *fist pumps* Yessss
Xehanort: Larxene, you’re going to Arendelle because you’re a frigid bitch.
Larxene: You know me so well.
Xehanort: Aqua stays in the Realm Of Darkness because she sucks lol
Aqua, faintly in the distance: I hate youuuu…..
Xehanort: And finally….Vanitas.
Xehanort: You’re like the son I never had…if I had forcibly adopted him and beaten him into submission, calling him an “abomination” every day.
Xehanort: The world you get to go to is-
Vanitas: *thinking* Don’t say Monsters Inc don’t say Monsters Inc don’t say Monsters Inc