Brooke

I have principles, it just turns out I can’t live by them.

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Toy commercials: *in deep quick voice* batteries not included

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I just got a kitten and I thought if anyone could appreciate it, it would be @taylorswift

Look how cute he is 🥺

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Can Taylor Swift please make a lesbian version of Lover. I want to marry I woman and have our first dance to lover but like...it says “i take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover”

Official petition to have Taylor Make a 28th version of Lover.

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Girl on the bus: the letter y pisses me off

Guy next to her: I can see why

Me: laughing uncontrollably as she doesn’t get it

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Winter break is like taking a break from life.

School, nope.

Real clothes, nope.

Breathing, too much work.

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Ok now my favorite character actually died and I cried at school and my teacher told me to be quiet because people were taking tests.

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My friend convinced me my favorite tv show character died in the newest episode and I broke into a sob.

My emotional attachment to fictional characters-

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I was at a craft store and someone said “I wonder how many days it is until Christmas” then they stared aimlessly for like 20 seconds and said. “God I don’t even know what day it is.”

IF THAT ISNT A MOOD

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Get a Samoyed it’ll be fun they said it’ll be great.

She’s in her shedding season and I’ll brush her and still find hair in random places.

#samoyedlife #samoyed

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I bet you can’t comment “gullible” letter by letter on the Instagram comment section.

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Nostalgia in two words: box tops

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It was like 3 a.m last night and I just texted my group chat “someone tell me to go to bed or color a pretty purple tiger.”

I need to sleep more.

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So I play video games and I try and not curse but I curse a lot when I play fortnite and I don’t know if that’s because I’m mad at the game or mad at myself for playing fortnite in the first place.

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I got a note on my tumblr and this might be one of my biggest accomplishments.

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My all time favorite dog breed is a Saint Bernard and I’ve never gotten to see one in real life or pet one and that just makes me sad sometimes. Like my room just had like 10 Saint Bernard stuffed animals because I’ve loved them my entire life but I’ve never seen one. #letbrookeseeasaintbernard2k19

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Still waiting for the day my page gets one like 😔✌️

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What if everything unhealthy was actually healthy and everything healthy was unhealthy and only you still found cake to be delicious while everyone found it to be gross.