[zoluna]

i am not here

this isn't happening

[no-context-zolu]

Low quality zolu

[no-context-zolu]

[jellypis-deactivated20240308]

you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????

[corpsekeys]

haunting legacy

[corpsekeys]

burgundy + b/w

[danothan]

collection of art wisdom

sources: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5

[panteleimoncat]

[acewatney]

[Transcript: Video shows an orange tabby laying under a side ways paper towel roll on top of a large stack of paper towels coming from the roll in a make-shift bed .

Off screen a person says “Oliver”

“meow”

“What..did you do that? Did you unroll those paper towels”

“No? Yes?”

“Meoow”

“Oh, ok.”

“Mow.”

End Transcript]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[corpsekeys]

quiet burning

[gogogy-deactivated20221021]

[risujoves]

[roselalonde]

conversations with my sisters cat

[corpsekeys]

:]

[taxolotl]

new invention

[winifreyd]

Keep it together…

edit: this comic is based on this hc I made on twitter

[winifreyd]

like a million bucks 😎😎😎

[winifreyd]

set me free