Kiara Zuri 🦄

29 | She/They | Queer | Black | Romance Author | ✨Obsessed with Fairytales and HEAs✨

[frogopera]

*cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME

[ur-daily-inspiration]

If you don't like pastel Halloween,

We don't care...

Were painting everything pink over here 🎀💕

[zoesupreme]

finding out this morning that Mattel has 45 more movies lined up after Barbie and this is only the start of them trying to make their own MCU

[pitirres]

Please tell me this is a joke

[zoesupreme]

After “Barbie,” Mattel Is Raiding Its Entire Toy Box

In an era when “pre-awareness” rules Hollywood, the company is ginning up plots for everything from Hot Wheels to UNO.

[armand-dearest]

Absolutely no one is talking about the effects of complete pitch black sensory deprivation in regards to that cursed fucking submersible yet and that's wild to me. People just pass over that part. Being in pitch black for days on end can cause such psychological distress. Between the the pitch black plus the growing hypoxia, if that thing hasn't imploded and they are alive, they're down there hallucinating the horrors rn

[memories-of-ancients]

Roman dice tower uncovered in Germany, 4th century AD

[margaretqualleytruther]

[a-ppleh]

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW????!!!!

[fyeahgothicromance]

The fact that the CEO of OceanGate said "at some point, safety is just pure waste" and took some billionaires down to the grave of 1500 people whose deaths were, in large part, due to the hubris and negligence of the ultra wealthy and is stuck there is just shit you can't make up

[fyeahgothicromance]

The fact that this guy's wife's great-great grandparents were Isidor and Ida Straus aka these people:

Just proves to me that the ghosts got them

Anyways, donate to sea watch and/or SOS Méditerranée to donate and aid in rescue efforts of refugee and migrant ships in the Mediterranean

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

[kiarazuri]

People who have breast implants: how do they feel? Like the underside of my breasts don’t really have sensation (if you pinch the skin it doesn’t hurt) so is that how the entire thing feels or are they maybe hyper sensitive? Are they errogenous Is it a case by case basis just like natural breasts? Also can you FEEL the implants inside like cysts?

[kiarazuri]

The Doctor’s reaction to snogging Madam de Pompadour is my favorite 😂

[kiarazuri]

Okay so The Doctor’s been multiple little girls’ childhood friend and both Rennette and Amy kissed him.

[kiarazuri]

The Doctor’s reaction to snogging Madam de Pompadour is my favorite 😂

[kiarazuri]

I finally started making my dream home in Tears of the Kingdom and WHY IS GANTRESON ALWAYS STANDING WHERE I WANT TO PUT SOMETHING!?

[kiarazuri]

I started rewatching Doctor Who from the start of Rose and 9 and I forgot that The Doctor’s always been shit at returning or returning to his companions in a timely manner. He made Amy wait 12 years and instead of 12 hours he made Rose disappear for 12 months 💀

[kiarazuri]

When you fly in your dreams is it

Hard

Easy peasy

Depends?

Voting ended onJun 8, 2023

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[pankadoll]