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Stars got tangled in her hair whenever she played in the sky 。.:*・° side: lemonet

[tiredbiostudent]

online university is just *hyperaware of how itchy I am in a zoom meeting* *opens an email and forgets to respond to it* *lack of focus* *lack of focus* *lack of focus* *headache from staring at a screen all day* *constantly snacking* *fantasizes about dropping out* *zero motivation because you need tangible in-person class time to feel like you’re in a course and right now this just feels made up* *misses campus* *loathing* *frequent bathroom breaks* *frustration bc my brain doesn’t like digital readings* *romanticizes last fall semester* *timing when to join the zoom class so you aren’t the only one in there with the prof but you aren’t too late* *cheats on quiz* *NaViGaTiNg UnCeRtAiN TiMeS*

[m3ws-moved-deactivated20240715]

wanna be hugged from behind while im making us food,,, wanna take care of someone and be taken care of in return

[ayay]

doesn't matter how masc u are. the second marina & the diamonds comes on you ARE miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips.

[qualidude]

the positive difference it would have made in my life for my parents to talk to me this way as a child puts me in my grave to even consider

[bakwaaas]

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

[self-cared]

this show honestly shaped me into who i am today

[chrisevansfuckbuddy]

I can’t with the iconography.

[surprisebitch]

[picshag]

Group Project

[plumslices]

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[unalaq]

i literally have so much respect for sokka like if i were travelling the world with three insanely powerful middle schoolers i would have gone insane.

[bluberry-spicehead-deactivated2]

*eyes the cactus juice episode*

[mothmason]

[soapulp-deactivated20200310]

god forgive me for this... motherlode motherlode motherlode motherlode

[is-destiel-canon-yet]

Is Destiel Canon Yet?

11/25/20: Si.

[chthonic-isabelleadjani-deactiv]

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

[inhaleass]

am i having a stroke why are your i's so long i'm

[frodo-baggins]

good morning to the losers who check tumblr like a newspaper each morning and yes by losers i mean me

[tropicalhomestead]

I don't want to read the news of our impending doom, I want to see memes of the news of our impending doom.

[cobraonthecob]

we’re here for the newspaper cartoons, not the words

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit. 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen 

[specialstarfish]

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

[gholateg]

In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesn’t give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time. 

Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to “water” balloons in campus history. 

Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it’s fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom. 

Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who’s too much of a coward for Grammy’s cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when he’ll smile, and slowly applaud. 

And the spookiest thing of all

Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable. 

There is no escape. 

[aardvarkingmad]

I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, “En garde!” and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.

Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, “When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought…you learn or you die.”

[quotemadness]

“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”

— Neil Gaiman 

[unknown878]

Can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying