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National Treasure {Sentence Starters}
"You're not supposed to be up here, looking at that."
"Our evil plan is working."
"What led you to assume there's this invisible map?"
"Why don't you just come back down here, and we can talk through this together!"
"You're treasure hunters, aren't you?"
"Stop chatting and get in the van."
"When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry."
"I know something about history that you don't know."
"Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"
"You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?"
"Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I'll be fine, thanks for asking."
"No broken bones? A jump like that could kill a man."
"Why can't they just say, 'go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely'?"
"You know something? You're shouting again."
"I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!"
"Will someone please explain to me what these magic numbers are?"
"Meet me at the car. Call me if you have any problems."
"I'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband."
"If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action."
"Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to help."
"It's a big blue-ish green man with a strange-looking goatee... I'm guessing that's significant."
Matt would assume the stranger’s talking to someone else, but who else in here is wearing orange biker goggles, honestly? “–Yeah. I, er. Need them to see.” He hopes his fairly prominent Londoner accent isn’t making him stick out like even more of a sore thumb than he already is.
“Oh, that’s cool--” He stops himself, realizing that choice of words could be pretty badly misconstrued. “I mean-- not cool that you can’t see without ‘em, just-- they look cool.” Dave shrugs a bit sheepishly, unable to help smiling despite his flub. They honestly were pretty cool, and Dave thinks to himself that it would be neat to have goggles instead of his own flimsy pair of glasses-- plus it’s probably easier to wear goggles when running around at night in tights. The glasses would ruin his entire aesthetic; he already has trouble intimidating people as it is.
"I think I can handle it."
“—You sure? I don’t mind helping out, really! It’s what I’m here for, ma’am.” He shrugs, hoping to god she doesn’t somehow recognize him through the mask. Only with his luck would he run into Michelle as she’s carrying groceries up to her apartment– while on his nightly patrol as Kick-Ass.
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“No I didn’t!! I didn’t know you were even behind me, otherwise I would have held the door for you!” Even so, Dave feels horribly guilty, trying desperately to untangle Abra’s hair from the door. She was so small and quiet; how was he supposed to know she’d been there?!
I am that clumsy human, always loving, loving, loving. And loving. And never leaving.
Frida Kahlo, The Diary Of Frida Kahlo: An Intimate Self-Portrait
Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme
“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
“I’m not afraid to die!”
“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
“I think I can handle it.”
“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
“No more killing. It has to stop!”
“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
“Smile so we can make a good impression.”
“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“Leave before it gets dark.”
“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.”
“A heart’s a heavy burden.”
“Please! You must stop!”
“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
“I didn’t want them to kill you.”
“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
“That was the night I died.”
“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
“You don’t remember your name?”
“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
“She never woke up again.”
“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
“There’s a demon inside you.”
“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
“Everyone fears their own mortality.”
“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
“Why did you stop me from killing her?”
“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.”
“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
“Tell me while you’re still alive!”
“This is a tomb for the both of us.”
“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
“HAM!”
what is your opinion on my portrayal?
Turning on her heel once she’s by her building, “I mean, it really wasn’t your fault, you know. I’m an idiot, I never watch where I’m going,” the blonde muses as she looked through her purse for her keys, probably taking longer to find them than most people would. She always did carry a bunch of unnecessary junk in her purse. “And the stain will probably wash off — probably.” She unlocks the main door now that she found the keys, and walks in, gesturing for him to follow after her.
“Ah, I’m the same way-- ‘oblivious’ doesn’t even begin to cover it,” Dave laughs, following Michelle a little sheepishly into her place. He glances around some, ruffling his slightly wild hair before looking back to her. “I’m glad, I really hope it doesn’t stain too bad or something.” At the very least, Dave could be grateful to their clumsiness for the fact that it helped him to meet her; he was noting with each smile as his initial panic from everything faded completely, that she was in fact really cute.
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“Do you wear those goggles, like, everywhere?” Dave wonders if they’re prescription. In all honesty, they’re pretty goddamn cool.
“Nice to meet you too, Dave,” she flashes him her winning smile as her usual chirpy mood seems to be quickly returning; it’s not like Michelle to stay in a bad mood for longer than five minutes anyway. “Thanks for the jacket, by the way, you just saved me from a REALLY embarrassing walk home.”
Dave’s relieved to note that Michelle seems to have chilled out quickly enough, even after the accident. He bobs his head a bit with a growing smile, curly hair bouncing with the movement. “No problem, really-- ‘s the least I could do, yanno?” He shrugs his shoulders a bit, burrowing both hands into his pockets.
Starter call-- like if you want something later tonight.
“I’m Michelle, by the way,” She says with a light smile as she hangs back her purse and camera on her shoulder. She’s not really as frustrated about her soaked shirt as she was five seconds ago, she’s just glad he let her use his jacket, otherwise she’d be running home as they spoke. “Oh, and you definitely owe me a coffee.”
“Um, nice to meet you,” Dave adjusts his glasses again a little nervously. “I’m Dave.” He’s stuck on the fact that she may have just asked him to coffee, and he gapes for a moment after introducing himself. “Oh--oh! Yeah, sure, of course, no problem.”
“I told you then, I wasn’t gonna let you live that down.” And she meant it too. She snicker slightly, she really shouldn’t treat him so harshly as she does but it was way to much fun. “Sure you won that, but at what cost Dave.” She desperately trying not to laugh.
At this, Dave can’t help but finally crack a smile, chuckling some himself. He’s far past having grown used to Mindy’s prodding and teasing; it’s more endearing now, than anything.
“Yeah, I know... My suit smelled like ass for days.... Nasty.”
“What? Its better than last week when you went face first into a puddle of piss.” She gave him a pat on the back as good job and a hello. She had to give him his props, he was doing way better than before.
“It’s only been a week and yet you literally always bring that up,” Dave whines slightly, scrubbing his bloodied face with his gloved hand. “And I dunno why I gotta remind you-- I won that time too!”
No powers? —NO PROBLEM.