i will kick you

BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME

[blckfriend]

[rnock]

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[daddies-boyy]

[flarebossmalva]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

[flarebossmalva]

LOOK AT THIS

[flarebossmalva]

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

[maudlingoblin]

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

that is the face of a broken man

[flarebossmalva]

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

[pi4nobl4ck]

[onlytwitterpics]

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

wow im on a roll

sorry not sorry :0

[alexander]

BOOM

[trustfundbarbie]

you know what to do

[highkeygay]

wake up open the curtains

take a shower then dry my hair

come down stairs ready for breakfast

greet the mailman

[kickinyoass]

when you win the  lottery

[oomshi]

[emojiswag]

when you get hate and you respond with a great comeback

[hollywoodsocialite]

[stability]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[entropvy]

goals

[alittlebaetokki]