…i think i finally know what constitutes platonic bdsm.
so, before i begin explaining, have any of you ever watched Jackass?

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…i think i finally know what constitutes platonic bdsm.
so, before i begin explaining, have any of you ever watched Jackass?
My BF of a month and a half basically just implied that hes gonna marry me and that is honestly the wildest thing I have ever experienced in my life.
Not just actors are theater kids ♥️ A shout out to the rest of the team!
Get you a man who shares the same kinks as you
TYRELL IS LOYAL TO ELLIOTS BUTTHOLE
Anyone got suggestions for creepy documentaries im in the mood
here you go
not scary scary but its unsettling
What the fuck
Im watching this immediately this looks freaky as shit thank you
I saw this documentary at Sundance when I was working the festival, and every single screening of this film had heightened security, as well as bag and pocket checks before entering the theatre.
Why? Because earlier on in the festival, one of the people from Jane O'Brien Media (the company behind the “tickle cells”) was in the audience disrupting the screening.
At other festivals people from Jane O'Brien Media were kicked out for bringing recording devices into screenings with coffee cups and for continuously attempting to sabotage festival screenings. They hijacked the Q&A at a screening in Los Angeles, where they spent the Q&A portion threatening legal action against the filmmakers.
Not only a great “the truth is stranger than fiction” doc, but an absolutely crucial film to watch in an age where digital media has the power to be used for coercion. There’s a reason why those profiled didn’t want this doc getting out.
Honestly, stop being cryptic. Dont be a fucking child. Thanks.
Alright. So I've decided nothing is more frustrating than being a theatre major with massive suppressed social anxiety issues.
I should probably just shut up and do my job so here i go.
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Am I the only person in this fucking age group with a real life job and doesn't bum money off my mom? How do any of you not understand real life? It fucking amazes me how nonchalant you all are about this. So go ahead and keep excluding me from your activities. I've got bank to make, you petty bitches.
You know what's really fucking lame? Planning a party with your friends for just the 3 of you and then finding out theyre having it with all these other people and you weren't even invited.
Please someone explain the logic: if my car is parked at your house and you say you want to go home cause your tired and I offer to take everyone where they want to go/home if you drop us all off at my car which is at YOUR house but then you insist on coming anyway and then being a literal piece of shit and pouting cause your tired and want to go home and you ruin everyone else's night????
reminder series: bleak yet comforting thoughts.
i specifically chose animals that are (or believed to be) extinct due to human influence: thylacine, great auk, baiji, west african black rhino, golden toad, dodo, passenger pigeon, and quagga. there are many other species i could have included. the plants are also based on extinct species, but i found much less information about extinct plants, unfortunately.
the text doesn’t necessarily relate to each animal or their extinction. it’s all basically the same idea: let’s all be nice to each other, because today, the universe is vast and incomprehensible, we are all suffering, we are all going to die, and we’re all in this together. for today.
i’m busy for a couple weeks with conventions, but after that i’m considering a companion series with ancient extinct animals, so feel free to send me your favorites :)
STOP LEAVING ME ON READ YOU LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT. WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND I LOVE YOU?!?!?!?!
A concept: there is an alternate reality where Jared Kleinman is a girl and I actually know how to sing and I get to play her.
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Never will these not be cute.
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we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles
@allison1710 Please enjoy these sneks again!
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[vine of a screaming rubber chicken rolling down a roof. as it falls off the edge, it gets fainter.]