we spent the day trying to catch shadows

Hi. I'm Billy. I write stories.

[errorschacha]

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

[errorschacha]

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

[resident-longwinded-anon]

It’s fairly self-explanatory, I think?

I was bored and wanted to write teeny things, so that’s the idea behind this. Obviously, some things are going to work better together than others (Pirate blind date! High school wedding! Mermaid coffee shop!), but some things could conceivably be pretty cool (Steampunk rom-com! Parallel universe roadtrip! Superhero roommates!).

Feel free to steal and adapt this for your own writerly needs. If you guys like this you can toss some ideas for a version 2.0 my way! :)

[pinkhowell-deactivated20190704]

☓

[theoden]

amy poehler goes on the big bang theory as leslie knope. she becomes a fan favorite.  she becomes a regular guest star. so do chris pratt and adam scott. they becomes series regulars. the rest of the cast leaves. the big bang theory becomes parks and recreation.

[joycemanor]

I could recognize any Fall Out Boy song within the first five seconds of hearing it being played but if you asked me the name it would take me a few minutes and I would probably say it wrong

[josay]

I don’t want another Frozen movie. I want another season of Ouran High School Host Club.

[asafo2020-deactivated20171024]

[magpieandwhale]

Immigrants Reach Beyond a Legal Barrier for a Reunion

These photos are of Dreamers, children of immigrants without documents for this country, who were brought to the United States and never knew they were “illegal,” reuniting with their deported parents through a border wall in Nogales, Arizona.

If you have any reaction to these photos other than empathy, I don’t really want to know.

[oswednesday]

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

[spaceviral-archive-deactivated2]

If you’re lactose intolerant you can eat nuts and if you’re allergic to oranges, most other fruits have vitamin c. If fruits aren’t an option, there’s also vitamin c supplements.

[notalwaysluminous]

Good info. Pass it on.

[vangoghmygod]

[kickthemook]

offspring: d...da.....

parent: are you trying to say your first word??? what is it?? daddy? is it daddy?

offspring: dance fucker dance. man he never had a chance. and no one even knew it was really only you

parent: you're gonna go far, kid.

[4metista-blog]

im not heterophobic, i just can’t relate to straight ships, you know? it’s just so forced! why do you have to push an agenda? you can’t have straight characters just for the sake of it, you’re just ruining the plot.

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

[bussytwink]

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

[passing-night]

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

[illeby]

one might even call it

avocado’s number

[beautiful-blush-deactivated2013]

Mental illnesses don't take a break for the holidays. Here's to all those suffering during the "most wonderful time of the year"

[winesburgohio]

I hope you all find yourselves sleeping with someone you love, maybe not all of the time, but a lot of the time. The touch of a foot in the night is sincere. I hope you like your work, I hope there’s mystery and poetry in your life — not even poems, but patterns. I hope you can see them. Often these patterns will wake you up, and you will know that you are alive, again and again.

Eileen Myles, “Universal Cycle.” The Importance of Being Iceland. (via winesburgohio)

[iguanamouth]