Avocado At Law

I can't actually throw up in my mouth, but if I could I would do it. 26/f

[rainedravens]

"holy shit they finally confessed, what comes next--"

[the-zenith-calls]

pov thrawn is your commanding officer but you have an astigmatism

[dearwalker]

A big dick and a Sex ED teacher??

And he’s alive?? WAR IS OVER LADIES

[b44byfr0g]

“Owww, kinktober is over 😔😔😔”

AS IF YOU DIDN’T READ SMUT ALL YEAR ROUND, YOU WHOREEEEEE

[mostwantedpotato404]

Best character in fallout, period

PRINT

[mask-knife-is-buggys-wife]

Finding out Walton Goggins absolutely scared the shit out of himself after waking up from a nap in his trailer and seeing his reflection in ghoul makeup is the funniest fucking thing I ever heard

[pl4stiche4rt]

ok

[writersun]

times are tough

[mask-knife-is-buggys-wife]

Finding out Walton Goggins absolutely scared the shit out of himself after waking up from a nap in his trailer and seeing his reflection in ghoul makeup is the funniest fucking thing I ever heard

[pl4stiche4rt]

ok

[k1tk4ttt]

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

[tbpingu]

how i feel trying to find angst but only finding smut

[orchidsgrowfromthesoul]

the infantilisation of reader in x reader stories needs to be studied

[nick-nellson]

The Hunger Games (2012) dir. Gary Ross

[obsessed-with-book-boyfriends]

Ever think Crow Rook got into an argument with Viago and sarcastically said, with all the sass:

“Yes, dad”

And Viago’s brain short circuits and he’s left mimicking a fish because he’s trying to think of something to say back.

Also Teia absolutely losing it laughing in the corner of Viago’s office.

[kabsey]

A typical conversation at the Cantori Diamond:

Rook de Riva: Teia, you know I adore you, so know that I am saying this with all the love in my heart… You can do better.

Viago: I’m standing right here.

Rook: Exactly. You are standing when you should be on your knees thanking the Maker for sending you a woman who puts up with your shit.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Crow!Rook: [opens door] After you.

Viago: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Crow!Rook: Okay. Well, that still leaves a thirty percent chance that I’ll attack you from the front.

Viago: Yes, but it’ll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, or I can counter it-

Crow!Rook: [slaps him]