[bob-belcher]

[igglooaustralia]

When you’re gay and a straight dude start’s ranting to you about sports

[plushmag]

[plushmag]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

[imsmol]

1️⃣1️⃣

[schauspielerin]

[bidoof]

movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

[kiddcookieface]

delivery man: delivery for...Sacred Mistress Of Dark Spirits And All That Is Unholy?

me: (standing under my ebony Victorian doorway, stroking a large raven in my arms) oh cool my Pillow Pet. where do i sign

[hayniacstuck]

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

[kiddcookieface]

film buff: what's your favorite western?

me: holes

[depsidase]

[akimao]

Te Fiti and Te Kā

[kiddcookieface]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[boredomgalaxy]

[rotking]

[meanplastic]

[muirin007]

Shoutout to Walmart for making the holidays a little more threatening.

[nerdegory]