i will not bend to your level

Good job on finding this blog, nicely done, excellent. My name is Alyssa and I'm 23 and I'm a pisces. I normally post things like: Nicki Minaj, spongebob, kiddway, SU, coffee-reated things, skyrim, Fallout series, outerspace and anything else I find slightly educational/remotely hilarious. I don't have a fandom (if anything its kiddway but I'm not active) so you probably won't find anything fandom-related. Originally pocahaunter Nicki Minaj is queen

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ahoyimcarly:

PLASTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!

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I wish I lived in the city like when ur pissed and you wanna storm off for a while you can go anywhere, to a cafe or a museum or a fucking park like where the hell am I gonna storm off to here in suburbia fucking walgreens?????

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me every time i deal with people who i don’t know

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When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

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That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

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When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!

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I literally am drooling bcus of all my laughing

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Big ass baby

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My stomach hurts.

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Person: sorry dude, we don’t have time for the park today

Dog: ohoofdfijdlgjkfsdfdofdogohgooofooooooooooooooooooooh

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me when i don’t get my way

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watch this

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Omg I am in love

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He also mailed his fedora from Public Enemies to a kid who asked him for it. He promised he would, took down the kid’s address, and mailed it to him as soon as filming was over.

He also bought his horse from filming of Sleepy Hollow because he heard that it was going to be killed after filming.

He once recorded his voice asking a girl in a coma to wake up, because her doctor said it might help.

Say what you will about his recent movies or his mutually exclusive relationship with Tim Burton, You can’t say that Johnny Depp isn’t a quality human being.

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He usually travels with his Captain Jack costume wherever he films because that way he can visit hospitals in the area in costume. He says it makes the kids happy and he gets to practice his improv skills at the same time.

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Johnny Depp everybody

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This man seriously. He is so perfect

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bussykween:

me

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Amazon Prime Day in a nutshell.

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