Just a Girl and a Blog

My names Amber, I'm 22🍷, I fell in love with my best friend❤️ I'm a mommy to a 14 year old shepherd/husky mix(12.21.99-07.14.14), a Collie/Akita mix(07.08.14), and a Great Dane (02.09.16)😊If you need to talk/vent or need/want to ask a question go right ahead and I'll do my best to help you:)

[sixpenceee]

Depression recovery comes one step at a time. Posted by u/Potey

[aeroellesea-blog]

Never have I identified with a picture this much.

[profeminist]

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True story: guys online are actually complaining that Captain Marvel doesn’t smile in the trailer.

[profeminist]

Update: Brie Larson’s response:

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

[no-mere-mortals]

What DO you call a duck with fangs?

[tanenwa]

Count Quackula

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

His smile at the end got me

[pdlcomics]

Ghost Club

[mo3lefay]

my general feelings towards fall

bring on that sweater weather yo i am  r e a d y

[as-per-usual]

Based on a tweet by pwtbrb! Webtoon | Instagram | Facebook | Twitter

[sixpenceee]

How a crab eats. This is super adorable!

[ddaisyyddukess]

“One for me, and another for me. Oh, look, another for me. And one more for me.”

[sixpenceee]

These earth-quake proof beds have been criticized as some view it as scarier than the earthquake itself. These hi-tech beds are built not only to withstand a quake but also to protect you during one. Animations created by a Russian company show the beds opening automatically when a quake is sensed and dumping the sleeper into a sturdy steel box below the bed. The box is designed to survive the forces of a building collapsing on top of it. Some jokingly called it a “coffin-bed”. (Source) 

[angenou]

But like, how sensitive is this? Can you imagine some asshole finding a way to shake the floor just enough to scare you to death in your fucking metal coffin-bed for funzies? I can, hell, its the first thing I thought of. This is a horrific idea. I love it.

And please read this article. Who decided to leave out the best quote? 

“Other critics of the concept suggested that the steel enclosure could become an oven if the earthquake caused a fire. “Shake and bake,” one critic quipped.”

WHO ENDS A PROFESSIONAL NEWS ARTICLE WITH THAT?! My fucking hero is who. This entire thing is art.

[eximago-blog]

Ok, I sleep diagonally with my feet hanging off the bed. I would literally lose limbs.

[sixpenceee]

The Signs Were All There

by sixpenceee user Pippinacious 

This story was posted on sixpenceeestories.com! You can read thousands of creepy stories there as well submit your own.

Women in my mother’s family have an unusual relationship with death. We believe in signs and listening when the universe, or whatever you want to call it, starts trying to tell you something. The night before my great grandmother passed, she was telling anyone in her nursing home who would listen that she was going home; that Daniel, her husband of forty-seven years who had pre-deceased her by five, was coming to get her. The next morning, the staff found her tucked neatly in her bed, her hair and makeup done up as best she could, with a smile on her face. Continue Reading

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Gonna cry now

[larsona-is-me]

im actually about to cry….oh god this hit so hard…..

[wigglys]

these stories always get me.

[no-mere-mortals]

The written equivalent of being slapped in the face.

[valarie-lynn]

My chest hurts right now. I wasn’t expecting that at all

[babyanimalgifs]

baby animals blog

[unclefather]

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

[fluffmaster5000]

we suck the what out of what like what now

[no-chill-at-all]

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[weavemama]

why are trump supporters saying that the reason his inauguration had a ghosttown crowd is because trump supporters are “at work”…… I thought “the Mexicans” stole y'alls jobs???????????

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

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I’M SO DONE