kidneystealer101

!!!WELCOME TO THE FLESH PIT!!!! hi i’m kidney. 🦷i like teeth and eyes and that fun stuff👁️ im weird and sentient. ok that’s it:p

[kidneystealer101]

intro (finally)

is a WIP but uhhh im to lazy to finish

[kidneystealer101]

just wanted to put like how my commissions work for those who were curious

So basically, I do like free commissions and just like ask me as a question and I’ll add it to my massive but slowly depleting spreadsheet and I will pick them off slowly. If you have a specific medium, let me know. I’ll try to make that happen.

Other than that, yeah I’ll do any character, person, place or thing!

just know they are free commissions which I take so for inspiration and surprisingly, I have a life so it’s kind of a slow process.

Oki thanks have fun!

[kidneystealer101]

bello i do not know if you're still wanting things to draw or not (just ignore this if you're not) but i would like to maybe possibly request a drawing of ser bek from bannerfall smp :3 shes my most favorite character of ever :3

(official art for reference)

I have not a clue who that is, but I am totally here for it!

will get back to you eventually :))))

[kidneystealer101]

Finally I’m back!

@thesaddesttoothless

Little doodle

Sorry, the photo quality and drawing is kind of crap. I’m not a traditional artist if you couldn’t:)

[kidneystealer101]

i open tumblr

*bloodymary

i open pintrest

* bloodymary

i open youtube

* bloodymary

messages…?

* bloodymary

ok fine let’s draw the… opens sketchbook*

* bloodymary

and post

[kidneystealer101]

Can you pretty please draw Sydney from chnt as a saint with a centipede as a halo

Ill send you many kidneys, can’t guarantee the wormlessness of them though

alr i’ll add it to the commission spread sheet

(forgot to post i got through a chunk of them last night)

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[kidneystealer101]

It’s the final countdown to send in your meme 👀

shit is that how i challenge you? i lwk forgot gimme till 12 pdt

[cheesytoastyy]

[tildexart]

is this anything

[kidneystealer101]

help i have half a pound of custard and a lot of mango purée (left over from a cake)

i have one after noon to do smtn with it

WHAT DO I MAKE????

[kidneystealer101]

@blank-eyed-girl thanks for ur suggestion

i have 5 jars in my freezer now!

[kidneystealer101]

drawing classs

[kidneystealer101]

help i have half a pound of custard and a lot of mango purée (left over from a cake)

i have one after noon to do smtn with it

WHAT DO I MAKE????

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[chqoswood]

i have three

maths and physics are my two top subjects. i used to hate physics a lot because i thought it was boring, but i really like it now :)

A tick buried itself in the side of my hip in the middle of the countryside, so i was taken ti a random clinic and they performed surgery without anaesthesia (when i was like 6)

i’ve played over 28 sports in my lifetime (i’m not typing up the whole list)

npt: @mdneedssleep @mer-acle @oak-the-crow @themostrandommoon @theonlyaardvark @vintricles @nameforadragon @bfdiayuri @ilikeeatingpaper @ghostbibooo

+ open tags :)

[ilikeeatingpaper]

I can play the piano and the violin!

also tennis.

@kidneystealer101

[kidneystealer101]

i speak 3 languages

english

sign language

and klingon

…

don’t ask

[iicor]

IT'S VGEN TIME!

after fruitlessly scouring the desert for water (a site i can do commissions on that doesn't hate artists) i found vgen! to get an account i need to get 5 comments and 100 likes here on dear old tumblr! i would really really appreciate the help to get said account- so please reblog, comment, like, etc! and here's some of my art :D

my vgen

@aussiebeth @autopilotangel @depressionanddrama @vickysnowpawz @sunshine-snake @coppperrrcoinnnn @aries0nmars @manesetgalaxies @maedaeeee @mars2moons @moon-storm @kitab00m101 @phoenixrainsfire413 @beanzdabean @colliet-collector @deltenner @ver-astroii @nerd-alerts @sylviegirly

[beanz-extrz]

GO MY PRETTYS!!!!

@yourlocalavian @foxfire16 @sunshine-snake @phoenixrainsfire413 @iicor @ilikesheeppp @lunathetunaaa @callofwinter @toadfree @robbinbobbyn @autopilotangel @vigilante-shit-ddvau @purrrrplecats @merthaevelynk @lavendermoon48 @mxshrimp @aussiebeth @p3skybirdd @t3apartytheartist @bat--hugs @bootheking @cjthewriter @olivedaabove145 @fayonette @dawn-but-different @ver-astroii @vickysnowpawz @maedaeeee @whynoriffic @iwishfishwerereal @somebodycalledmerlin @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @unablebagel @doingautismsohardformyfandoms @yosanoschainsaw @nerd-alerts @mellowphilosephersword @rainbowfeather314 @echothegeckoart @nevergonnagiveyaup @cartoonenby @mimsicalmidnight @ilikesheeppp @kidneystealer101 @kilpilion @sage0clock @astrawnova @omicronvulkarch

[kidneystealer101]

You can do is iicorrrrrr

[kidneystealer101]

Greetings

salutations, welcome to the flesh pit

[kidneystealer101]

ta-da!!!!

i always make my own bday cake this is the best by far

yayyyyyy thank for the suggestion @starisinsane

and everone who suggested quotes (this one was just most recognizable)

[kidneystealer101]

He’s coming to steal your genes, what’s your next move?

OMG IS THAT A WATER BEAR

im crying

i willingly give him my genes