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@kidpariah-blog
‘ it’s a real thing, pal. ’
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“The only real thing here is how far I’m going to shove my foot down your throat unless you’re out of my sight in five seconds.”
Chad had no time, or desire, to deal with any KN-Dorks that thought they had what it took to bother someone like him. He was a traitor and a menace, and damn well would live up to that reputation if provoked.
‘ he dr. seuss’d his way out of a murder. ’
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“Is that before or after he frames me for the death and somehow plants the body in my bike?”
Was he joking? Maybe. Or maybe he was being serious.If anyone could do it it’d be Nigel.
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( part of the youtube starter series )
‘ i told you, it’s not as magical as it sounds. ’ ‘ oh boy, did he not like his box and he spent years in his box not liking his box. ’ ‘ you have a habit for citing movies as evidence. ’ ‘ kids kind of all look the same. ’ ‘ when babies are born, everyone goes, ‘oh, what a cute baby’ eh, it’s a baby either your baby’s ugly or normal. ’ ‘ i was a very ugly baby. ’ ‘ i have the mind of a detective. ’ ‘ you don’t have the mind of a detective, you just stumbled upon a good question for once that, you know, actually pertained to the story. ’ ‘ what do you have against pennsylvania? ’ ‘ it’s quite up there in pennsylvania, people to too much free time. you know what happens next. ’ ‘ how’d that turn out? do we have any pictures of that? ’ ‘ that’s not something you really tell someone in passing. ’ ‘ who sold his son? he sold his son! ’ ‘ anytime you have to say ‘it’s not incest, technically’ – that’s not great. ’ ‘ did you just realize something? what just happened? ’ ‘ did you not realize that until now? ’ ‘ did i just solve something? i may have just solved something! ’ ‘ the day you solve something, i’ll give you $500. ’ ‘ $500 real dollars? i could go with disneyland on that kind of money. that’ll last me a couple days maybe. ’ ‘ i’m not a sick-o, i’m just interested in– okay, maybe i’m a little weird. ’ ‘ i love this right off the bat. ’ ‘ i love it when serial killers have a fun little thing. i don’t approve of serial killers, but i think – if you’re gonna kill a bunch of people – you might as well have some fun with it. ’ ‘ they don’t make serial killer baseball cards though, do they? ’ ‘ everybody had an axe back in the day, huh? ’ ‘ sometimes, even the most beautiful places, hold the darkest secrets. ’ ‘ i’m gonna look up a slouch hat because that sounds like something i need. ’ ‘ this guy sounds like a villain from rocky and bullwinkle. ’ ‘ jazz it! honey, you gotta jazz it. i’m not gonna throw out this axe, so we better jazz it. ’ ‘ let’s see how many of these fuckers i can make dance. ’ ‘ i think, just, how about don’t kill people? ’ ‘ i thought we were here to get into the mind of a serial killer. ’ ‘ no, no, no, no. just a theory? it’s dumb. ’ ‘ he seems like a cool dude. ’ ‘ i think he just did it because he’s a badass. ’ ‘ what’s so funny about that? he has a bomb. ’ ‘ –you think james bond ever wore a clip-on bowtie? ’ ‘ it seems like a bad idea to make your get-rich-quick scheme to be to impersonate a criminal ’ ‘ which makes this, most likely, complete horseshit. ’ ‘ they just said ‘unidentified object or some stupid shit like that. ’ ‘ that’s interesting… if that’s true, that is interesting. ’ ‘ cool guy. coolest guy in history. nice sunglasses. wow! bourbon’s great. ’ ‘ and then he died? ’ ‘ and then he died. talk about a guy who appreciates a cliffhanger. ’ ‘ you don’t wanna make enemies of the deep state. ’ ‘ he’s kinda starting to sound like an idiot. ’ ‘ he’s a big dumb-dumb. ’ ‘ that’s a good point. i never thought about that! ’ ‘ in a lot of ways this dog is the real hero of this story, it seems like. ’ ‘ i’d like to have something happy about this story and the dog is a regular lassie. ’ ‘ oh. well, that’s a weird childhood. ’ ‘ i can’t say i feel exhilarated right now. ’ ‘ just try to picture one of the most famous people in the world trying to sneak into the tsa with a glued-on mustache and thinking that it’s gonna work out. i can’t believe he was even considering it. ’ ‘ that’s avalanche of ‘he-done-it’ right there. ’ ‘ oh boy… that’s uh… holy shit! is all i have to say. ’ ‘ from my knucklehead perspective, this looks very bad. ’ ‘ he dr. seuss’d his way out of a murder. ’ ‘ this episode is bumming me out. ’ ‘ you’re really hitting at their heart right now. keep going, keep going. maybe you’ll make a difference. ’ ‘ i don’t like this guy. ’ ‘ people were murdered… and this guy’s playing dress up? ’ ‘ i feel dirty. i feel like i need to take a shower and then a bath and then another shower. ’ ‘ i need a drink. ’ ‘ don’t cite the internet. ’ ‘ i mean, could you even detect ‘fruity garlic’ if it came down to it? ’ ‘ i’m… li– if i were to– what is– what? ’ ‘ shut up, you idiot. we’ve already decided! ’ ‘ so you think this was all an elaborate hooky scheme. ’ ‘ yeah, i don’t know, man. it’s just fucking weird. ’ ‘ well, i think this theory is bullshit, but… anyways. ’ ‘ it’s a real thing, pal. ’ ‘ the whole idea of hysteria is that you don’t realize it. you’re not like ‘yeah, we all participated in a mass hysteria, it was a real riot. man, she got fucked up. she was having a great time. what a fun hysteria that was.’ ’ ‘ …and you don’t believe this, because? ’ ‘ oo, this goes all the way to the top! i don’t know if we should be looking into this. some stones are best left unturned. ’ ‘ meanwhile, they’re playing hot potato with a poison syringe. ’ ‘ okay! you just shut your mouth. i’m done. ’ ‘ i mean… shut up, you’re– i can’t even– this is… i thought you were like, on the level on this one. ’ ‘ can you say, definitively, that she was not abducted? ’ ‘ that’s it? fuck you! that definitively did not happen. ’
( videos: one, two, three, four, five )
@nmbr1 I can’t believe it finally happened
Well, he was probably overdue for something like this. Be it because he was overconfident, or careless. Though more likely because he was caught off guard, you couldn’t win them all.
Chad had been winning less and less these days to begin with.
Anyone who wasn’t an operative of his caliber might’ve been brawling their eyes out from the way his arm was twisted right now.
Looks like he’d be out of football for awhile.
It Will Just Take A Second
Don’t Wait for the World to be Ready
Who Says You can’t Explore?
💞 winks
Send 💞 for a awkward kiss.
It’s going to be awkward no matter what, of that he’s certain. So yeah, when he leans in it’s quick and awkward and he’s halfway prepared to get punched.
But the punch doesn’t come and for a moment he thinks he’s broken her.
❛ well , well , well if it isn’t mister traitor - pants . ❜ // @kidpariah liked for a starter !
“Oh my god-- What do you want, kid? I’m busy!”
💝 here she be. bc she GOT SISTER PRIVILEGES
Send 💝 for a plationic kiss.
Sister privileges indeed. He has no choice but to lean down and give her a quick kiss on the cheek, especially since she was gracious enough to bring him a coffee this morning when they met up at school.
SEND A HEART FOR A SPECIFIC KISS.
Send ❤️ for a romantic kiss. Send 💝 for a plationic kiss. Send 💞 for a awkward kiss. Send 💓 for a heated kiss. Send 💟 for a delicate kiss. Send 💔 for a interrupted kiss. Send 💘 for a static shock kiss. Send 💗 for a repetitive lip peck kiss.
we torture each other and rip each other to shreds and make each other M I S E R A B L E… and yet, we both keep coming back for more. ( i can’t tell if this is love or just insanity. )
Gryffindor girl and Slytherin guy best friends (Request) -Emma
aes board // kuk.i and cha.d // [ @kidpariah ] // ( accepting !! )
“ You and me together, we can make it better Gotta turn the world into your dance floor Determinate, determinate “
“Hey, with my track record? I don’t exactly blame them.” After how heel faced his turn against the earth Kids Next Door was? Maybe they had a point. Not that he would admit it out loud. He still hated having to cart around these stupid cuffs. They made doing anything all the more difficult.
Chad snickered. “But hey, that’s kinda rich coming from you, dude.” He doesn’t have any trouble falling into step with Nigel.
