random shit

[capacity]

I wish you can hug me and say everything’s going to be okay

Girl we are fucked

[foxydunsparce]

YOU HAVE A VAGINA?

[narudoodles]

I could recognise him by touch alone, by smell;

I would know him blind,

by the way way his breaths came,

and his feet struck the earth.

I would know him in death,

at the end of the world.

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[matrixdragon]

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[mausspacearchive]

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

[redstonedust]

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

Visit Original Link

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[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[waltzingbi]

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

[waltzingbi]

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well