Paralyzed by anime emotions

David: 19, he/him/his, INTJ.

[kigaltan]

Me: why didn't I get full points for annotations

English teacher: you just wrote "savage" every time Lady Macbeth spoke

[sashayed]

And in time it came to pass that Leonardo DiCaprio, who was already a millionaire, won his meaningless bobblehead for playing pretend in some snow. And the LORD spake then unto the people, saying: “Lo, I have granted thy prayers: be content therefore, and obey the LORD thy God, and make no more memes.” But the people were foolish and sinful, having made idols of the Meme, and heeded not the voice of the LORD: and the new memes were plentiful and did multiply. And the LORD spake unto them again, saying “Please, stop: this hath not been funny since like 2013, if then.” But the people ignored him, for they were on their phones, tweeting #FINALLY LOL 😂😂😂😂. And the LORD regretted then that he had made man: and wise men likewise regretted that they had been made.

[videodante]

put ya hand up if

you dread the possibility of all-white high school adaptations of hamilton

[donnerstern]

a show: *has a cool female protagonist*

me: nice

show: *introduces smirking obnoxious boy in the first 5 minutes who will be her love interest*

me: well it was good while it lasted

[holymarymotherofgawd-ff]

Lemme guess. If it was a smirking obnoxious female, it would be okay?

[donnerstern]

no it would be awesome because then it’d be a lesbian story

[youcancallmepotter]

do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”

[devartoi]

#listen. once you realize you’re gay your whole life before that point becomes foreshadowing

[abacot]

[iammyfather]

Yet he is the one they “Debunked” until the Photographer had to step in and say “Yes I took those pictures and yes that IS Bernie.”

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

Lmfaoing that’s wtf I said

[houndsoflovemp3-blog1]

I want everyone to push the Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer joke relentlessly until Ted Cruz is forced to address whether or not he is the zodiac killer in a debate

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

we got David Cameron to deny skullfucking a pig so shoot for the stars

[yayol0l0]

Leo won an Oscar. Donald trump is a presidential candidate. Kanye West is bankrupt. Do anything you want in 2016. Anything is possible.

[youngpreciosa-deactivated201607]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

the team

[kigaltan]

somebody who's a furry but with robots instead: whirry

[nickelbacksonyoutube]

[claycaduceus]

[wsswatson]

you know what’s really irritating

when male academics constantly refer to men by their surnames and women by their first names

like you’d never go to a lecture expecting shakespeare to be referred to as “william” but it’s not at all uncommon to sit through an entire lecture in which jane austen is referred to constantly as “jane”

it’s such a petty thing but it just really rubs me the wrong way, like it has a real suggestion of respect and admiration/lack thereof

[icebats]

OH MY GOD

[spikepitplayset]

To anyone wondering, 800+ cases is way too much. Imagine a checklist of 800 things, and checking the conditions of each thing in the list at a minimum of 30 times per second.

[u-f-owen-deactivated20160614]

[rock-bomber]

@j2phoenix

[shatterstag]

Toby gives hope to all artists and designers out there who know dick shitty about programming

[gamingportugal]

[kuronorider]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[zaptap]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

When you’re low key a couple

[distinguishedbaloney]