[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

she is very persuasive

[eileenleahy-deactivated20241003]

where am i

[creepish]

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

[lmaonade]

all beverages should cost one dollar when i want them

[naive-personality]

what's your problem?

my problem is me

[taproot-bread]

Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[born-to-lose]

Yeah yeah he has no morals but he has long hair

[kushblazer666]

[mn12platform]

[ottermatopoeia]

[pyrrhiccomedy]

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[binarutodude-deactivated2024032]

[thursday]

[corporationkills]

ceo of being weird by myself in my bedroom.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: The earth isn’t flat!

fiat earther: correct

me: huh?

fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car

me: what?

fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?

[oppulenceee]

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[leashedknight]

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts