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oh shit this was a thing wasn’t it?

Unanswered Lore Question: Is the protagonist from Elder Scrolls Online still around? They appear to be functionally immortal, so they could seemingly still be alive in the modern setting.

kii-nam

Huh, that does seem to be true.

#OOC #musings now

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“Our mission was successful, my friend. It just didn’t end as we expected. We secured passage to the island. We found the Dragon. And we made sure Senchal was safe… at least from this potential threat. Not bad for a day’s work.”

–Sai Sahan, Captain of the Dragonguard, the precursor to the Blades, explaining why it isn’t necessary to slay a non-hostile dragon.

kii-nam

Delpine could learn from him.

#OOC #ESO #taking a swipe at that idiot

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Did You Know: The maximum prison sentence you can serve is seven days in Skyrim? Any bounty of 700 or more gold will have you serve the same amount of time.

kii-nam

Yeah, I experimented with that, vs Oblivion there really is no consequence to crime in Skyrim.

#OOC #Skyrim #Oblivion #TES

serpentwined

I’ve been doing more of a painterly thing with my art trades now. I’ve always wanted to draw @url-okay’s Whispers-to-Worms with my babby Shadowscale Maeve.

jackalofjudgment

Send “Chained” to have successfully captured my muse for a thread

My muse cannot escape, feel free to detail how they caught them

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Unanswered Lore Question: Let’s say that you are in possession of Mehrunes’ Razor. You decide to use it for some mundane take like food preparation or whittling, but then accidentally cut your finger while working. Is that enough to trigger its enchantment, and kill you instantly?

cthulioh

Yes, you will die, because Mehrunes Dagon himself will smite your ass for using one of the most powerful artifacts in Mundus to chop some onions.

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Meanwhile, at a Daedric Prince Party

Boethiah: “Yes, my champion is proving their worth with their every swing of Goldbrand.”

Molag Bal: “That’s nothing. Mine is leaving nothing but ruin and torment in their trail as they wield my mace.”

Boethiah: “What about you Dagon, surely your chosen is a cut above the rest as well?”

Mehrunes Dagon: <mumbles>

Molag Bal: “What was that?”

Mehrunes Dagon: “He’s… He’s using it to…”

Boethiah: “Well?”

Mehrunes Dagon: “HE’S USING IT AS CHEF AT A RESTAURANT HE JUST OPENED. IT’S CALLED “A CUT ABOVE” AND I HATE IT.”

#ooc

memeasaurus-promptus

Captured Sentence Starters

May contain some uncomfortable scenarios.

“Thrash all you want, you can ever escape this cage.”

“I’ve finally caught you.”

“Aw, is it too tight? Good.”

“You will never leave this place alive.”

“You are a marvelous creature, trapped in such a small little cell.”

“Let me go!”

“You think you’ve won, huh?!”

“Quit struggling, you will only make it worse.”

“You seem rather calm for being in your position.”

“You can’t keep me in here forever!”

“W-what are you going to do to me?”

“I’ve been looking for something new to experiment on…”

“What a fine specimen! Yes, you will do just fine.”

“I won’t become some lab rat!”

“As soon as I get my hands on you, you will regret trapping me in here.”

“What…what is this place?”

“Where am I?”

“If you keep struggling, you may lose a limb.”

“Please! You got to help me!”

“I’ve done nothing wrong!”

“If you answer a just a couple of questions, I may let you go.”

“Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for something like you?”

“You’ve hit the end of the road, ___.”

“Do you really think bindings and bars will keep you safe?”

“I will kill you!”

“You are not quite reacting like I’d assumed…”

!?+ add your own!

vvardenfellcat

[J’hasi, post-Winterhold getup (UPDATED)]

#OOC #vvardenfellcat #not my art #this is really good #and deserves to be seen by all

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Unanswered Lore Question: With the Argonians independent of both Imperial and Thalmor influence in the Fourth Era, will they involve themselves in the conflict between the Dominion and Empire?

kii-nam

Most likely not, granted there are probably a few border skirmishes between Argonia and Morrowind even AFTER the Red Year. But in terms of the drama that is the Empire, which had more or less let the Dunmer have their way with them for centuries, verses the Thalmor who would be just another master in their eyes.

From a perspective of an Argonian (in my opinion), I wouldn’t bother getting involved and work more on improving my own home. The Hist would guide us to the right direction. Granted it doesn’t mean we can’t make a few under the table deals and leverage the situation in our direction. Since the Red Year, I believe its time Tamriel sees us less as savage lizards and more of a nation meant to rise above all adversity.

#UESP #answering questions #Argonians