at first, eric doesn’t entirely react to the threats directed towards him, a fairly blank expression present on his features. it’s as if he was struggling to fully process just exactly what was going on here, and only when the other male grows quiet he reacts– a nervous, crooked smile, trying to disguise itself as amusement. needless to say, it’s rather inappropriate to the situation at hand. by the time christophe fully approached him, he has his hands lifted up in a self defensive manner, as if that would help him appear innocent.
❛ Well, first of all, congratulations on returning back from the dead; lookin’ real good for someone who should be six feet under right now, gotta say. How did you manage to keep your skin so flawle– ’
he stops short when he takes note in the expression the frenchman is giving him. alright, so light-hearted comedy wasn’t going to help this stick in the mud. time for plan B– redirect the aggression to someone else.
❛ Look, it wasn’t my fuckin’ fault, got it? If you wanna get angry at someone you should be angry at Kenny, that fucker kept haunting me and wouldn’t leave me alone. That’s why I messed up on my job! If there’s anyone who needs to be gutted, it’s Kenny. In fact, you should go over to himright now, I’ll get you the address. Should I write it down for you, or do you have enough brain cells to remember it? ‘Cause, I mean, I’ve heard that when you die you lose a lot of brain cells. ’
Yeah, there was absolutely no way Christophe was going to allow the
boy to pen this on someone else, or to try to wiggle his way out of the
situation. Christophe was quite literally DEAD due to what Cartman
had done, and he seemed to not give much of a shit during the time of
his death either. Who WOULDN’T be mad at that? Christophe saw that
he had every single right to be angry -- and he might have every single
right to give the boy the what-for.
“ Yeah, congrats on me LIVING so I can come back down to the little shit
town of South Park to kick your fucking ass. And NON -- you have no damn
proof to say that KENNY was the one to make you fail on your job, shitstain.
I was DEAD because of you, and I even got grounded for three more weeks
as soon as I got revived and made it home! So you penning the blame on
some DEAD KID isn’t going to help your fucking situation, got it? ”
At this point in time Christophe already had a tight grip on Cartman’s shirt,
his face a faint shade of red due to the boiling rage that he had. He wanted
to punch the living shit out of him -- and if he kept the grip that he had on him
right now, he might.