ur 2 c00l 4 sk00l

hi, i'm kiki. (^yes, like the witch^) i love vampire weekend, puppies, & ariana grande. ♥

[pleatedjeans]

[kiki-kitten]

911: whats ur emergency

me: i just saw a really cool guy with a long tenchcoat and a shotgun robbing drug dealers

911: where did u see him

me: On HBO's The Wire being portrayed by The phenonenol Micheal K. Willaims

911: oh shit i love that show

me: yea you can watch the entire series on HBO Now. sign up for a a free one motnh trial today!

911: ok i will thanks

[loki-cat2]

[coltre]

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

[sarenderpity]

A list of possible reasons why I didn't reblog your political/social justice post:

•Its good, but its depressing and I just wanted some positivity that day

•Its something I wouldn’t want to reblog without discussing, but I have no time and/or mental energy to do that at the moment

•There are no sources

•I have seen the same post on my dash three times today and frankly, so has everyone else, adding to that is doing nothing

•Its a callout post still spreading around after the blogger who made the original offense has already apologized/done what they could to fix it

•its a harsh callout post against a mistake due to the misunderstandings of a 13-15 yr old, and I as an adult feel that this is a horrible way to do things 

•It includes a phrase like: If you don’t reblog, you’re a terrible person

•IM PROUD OF THIS COMMUNITY FOR TRYING TO FIX THE CRAPPYNESS OF THE WORLD, BUT GUILTING PEOPLE INTO REBLOGGING YOUR POSTS WHEN SOME PEOPLE COME HERE FOR AN ESCAPE IS NOT HELPING

[exomoon]

the “if you dont reblog this im judging you” is such a shitty guilt trip and it makes me not want to reblog it at all.

[soapamine]

Also if the post ignores all of the above by saying “your comfort is not more important than _, if you dont reblog this you’re scum”

[weloveshortvideos]

[seccorottario-deactivated201609]

i’m tired and i can’t stop laughing at this guy who’s on /an/ trying to get info on how to help his new dog lose weight while also protecting its feelings

[neutral]

We are created equal but we are not always treated equal

My response to people who try to excuse racism with “But we are all equal” (via neutral)

[sickfake]

i hate when i accidentally say something about wanting to kill myself over a minor inconvenience really casually in front of neurotypicals bc theyre always like “suicide is not a joke!!1!1!1!” and it’s like????? i’m not kidding???????? i literally want to throw myself off a bridge all the time?????

[jeliyfish]

[awesome-picz]

Dogs With Their Cute Mini-Mes

[gyppygirl2021]

A bunch of precious, proud parents.

[kiki-kitten]

Me: -watching "Say Yes to the Dress"- WHO!!! CARES!! WHAT THEY THINK! YOU LIKE THE DRESS! IT MAKES U HAPPY!!! FUCK GRANDMA SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT!!

[goodstuffhappenedtoday]

[thebestoftumbling]

These dogs work in courtrooms to help comfort victims when testifying against their abusers, and they’re amazing! 

[puddles-the-talking-dog]

[memewhore]

[best-of-memes]

[xoxogossipzayn-deactivated20160]

[sarcastic-clapping]

ok from what i can tell there have only been like 4 moderately widespread memes on this site in the past month or so (1. pokemon go meme 2. taylor swift copyright meme 3. “you gotta” 4. halsey lyrics on spongebob caps) which others have noted is a remarkably reduced rate of meme production for this trash site. 

while i think the fact that the majority of tumblr’s user base has gone back to school definitely contributes to The Great Meme Depression of 2015 (TGMD 2k15), it cannot be the only explanation. if it was we would see the same Meme Stagnation every year around the same time, which has not been the case. september 2014 gave us unavoidable site-wide phenomena such as madden gifferator, “what’s better than this? guys being dudes,” the rebirth of loss.jpg, steal her look, what are we?, etc. 

i propose that the rapid rate of meme production we grew accustomed to in 2014 and early 2015 deflated the staying power of individual memes. our hyper-awareness of memes and the fact that our metatextual analysis of said memes became a meme within itself (”memeology”) conditioned us into constant vigilance in our search for “the next meme.” i mean, for fuck’s sake, the first meme of 2014 was “what’s going to be the first meme of 2014?” and the last meme of 2014 was “is this the last meme of 2014?” with garbage pseudo-intellectual meta we sowed the seeds of our own destruction.

deflation of individual meme value led to an even more dramatic increase in meme production (for evidence, just look at how many memes the blog memedocumentation has explained. and of course, those are only 2015 memes. the fact that memedocumentation does not document pre-2015 memes is another fucking 2015 meme) this lead to an even heavier reliance on what could be referred to as Meme Credit–we were borrowing and resurrecting old memes like pepe and the aforementioned loss.jpg to satisfy the Meme Demand in the absence of concrete, original memes. we were destined to crash when that credit ran out and the vaults of the Meme Banks were emptied. 

even now as i reflect on how meme hyper-vigilance and overproduction has destroyed the meme economy, i cannot help but wonder “but what will be the next meme?”

only some kind of……….new deal………a New Meme Deal, if u will, can save us from this Great Meme Depression. in its absence we shall continue to suffer.