M.J.

Bi, I game even though I suck at just about every game, fucked up sense of humor. drawing all day sounds perfect! I love my cats and zoning into music! In a committed relationship.

[allibie]

This is important.

[cutereptiles]

Life changing.

[kikimjg]

My bf made a scary clown noise at the dog and spooked himself so now I can't leave him alone

[kikimjg]

Bf loading dishwasher

WHAT ARE YOU STUCK ON!? NOTHING! YOURE STUCK ON NOTHING!!!

[kikimjg]

This is my doggo

His name is Rocket

He's an asshole but still a good doggo

[kikimjg]

When your coffee hits as the rush does and you are somehow waitress god for 20 mins

[itallstartedwithakiss]

[kikimjg]

2 Customers: "can we sit where ever we want?"

Suuure. Because if I put you where I want you'll move on your own.

Passes several tables set for 2 people.

Customers: must sit at 3 person table.

[kikimjg]

My bf told me that if any part of me had to be a grip on a Rockwall that my pussy would make the best grip! "Just think about it!"

[kikimjg]

Anxiety+Depression: Doesn't eat a solid meal even though its been a few days Me wanting to diet or eat healthy: Shakes, slowed thought, weak.

[deathdaydreamm]

soappppp

[deathdaydreamm]

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

oh. I thought it was a photo.

[mykrazyuniverse]

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

[deathdaydreamm]

this isn’t the fist time this has happened, I painted lube and everyone was confused that I posted a picture of lube 

[kaijufluffs]

[onion-souls]

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

[blogofeggspast]

The realest shitposters are just god teir artists

[kikimjg]

Why are tank tops and camis unprofessional? Why is red hair unprofessional? Why is colored ink on my skin unprofessional? Why is a piece of metal through a different part of my skin unprofessional? My look has nothing to do with my work ethic.

[kikimjg]

It really pisses me off

When i was taught to respect a lanuage and pronounce things the way theyre supposed to be said and then people who speak that lanuage totally butcher it. Thats your language! Respect it!

[lolshtus]

Meanwhile In Ireland, Challenge Accepted

[kikimjg]

My dad put a pair of my old fairy wings out on a tree in the yard because he was high and the yard was bummong him out and now we have 4 hummingbirds LIVING with the wings!!

[lecterings]

[linguisten]

The versatility of “fuck”

[kikimjg]

that moment when...

you look at the stack of friends phones on the bed and go "There are a lot of beds on the table"

[narcotic]

“What… ARE… YOU… THINGS!?”