Why Fifth Harmony's "Harmonizers" are the evolution of the traditional fandom
If you ask radio stations, other fandoms, media sources or random people what is a synonym of “Harmonizers” they will probably tell you one out of the following:
Harmonizers = _____ (insert any of the following numbers)
1. “hardwork”
2. “annoying”
3. “passionate”
4. “dedicated”
5. “drama queens/kings”
6. “sassy”
7. “rude”
8. “conceited”
9. “Social Media traffic”
10. “investigators”
11. “Organized”
12. “Delusional”
13. etc., etc., etc.
(I’m just quoting some of the adjectives used to describe them that I found while doing research. I even found a tweet that stated the following “harmonizers are the most disgusting, horrible people I have ever seen.”). But the truth is “Harmonizers” are badasses (and beautiful too).
I will explain why and I bet a lot of you, even if you don’t like Fifth Harmony, will agree with me at the end of this post.
First of all, let’s define what the f*ck does “Harmonizer” means:
To heck is a “Harmonizer”?
Fifth Harmony’s defense squad. A group of people from all ages and cultures connected on a level normal people don’t understand. They have a culture of education no other fandom has. Harmonizers are extremely hardworking, organized, patient, sensitive, sassy and overprotective. Some of them might fight or shade each other, but when it comes to defend their 5 girls, they become one.
There are different types of the Harmonizer species, for example (imagine a cafeteria scenario):
The promo/radio/stream gurus: Thursdays are the most important day of the week for them (Billboard updates on that day). They wait impatiently everyday for the radio update at 4am (PST). They read and share important articles that could affect or help Fifth Harmony’s music performance. They have real time conversations of topics such as streaming numbers, comparisons of results, opinions and debates on the music performances and even predictions. They barely tweet about emotional things and when they do it’s because we got a new peak or because any of the girls tweeted the RFLT or VEVO link. If you’re from outside their fandom, NEVER try to fight them over itunes, radio or Billboard stats if you’re not very well educated on the matter.
The peacemakers: The ones that always motivates and cheer up anyone feeling sad, sending out positive messages, putting everything in perspective and tweeting inspirational quotes or the “RT/Reblog this pic of *insert any of the girls’ name* to clear your TL” tweets. They see the other harmonizers fighting or shading each other and they hate it.
The shippers: this one is… (click here to continue reading)
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