‘reacting to anti-gay ads ’ sentence starters
a compilation of only some of the iconic quotes from macdoesi.t’s ‘reacting to’ series. feel free to change the pronouns as needed!
’ we throw the god damn cup. ’
’ i got a big cup because it makes me look smaller. ’
’ [sarcastically] jesus said the same thing! ’
’ just put it all in a bag, and then drop it. problem solved! ’
’ is that trying to be flowers? ’
’ just go straight to the intolerance please. ’
’ he knows the homosexual agenda guys, we gotta kill him. ’
’ my battery is running low, and so is my patience. ’
’ there are more people with hammer toe. ‘
’ how gay do you feel today on a scale of one to me? ’
’ tap water made me gay? ’
’ do you need some tea? ’
’ moral of the story: don’t drink tap water. '
’ i’m too tired and privileged. ’
’ i don’t even like kids. ’
’ burn me up in flames. ’
’ tag yourself, i’m the broken hotdog. ’
’ so i see american idol said 'no.’ ’
’ i have many questions right now. ’
’ we finna not actually. ’
’ i swear to god, i’ve gotten more and more gay. ’
’ is that a threat or is that a promise? ’
’ i mean, you can kill me. ’
’ i am an ORIGINAL, my dad tells me everyday. ’
’ when do you think i’ll get my shit back together? '
’ i mean, who’s not sick of me right? ’
’ this bitch was expensive. ’
’ i’m going back to straightdom. ’
’ i’m gonna judge all i want! ’
’ i swear to god, i am not that depressed. ’
’ maybe i am depressed. ’
’ why do you think i’m so funny? it’s because i hate myself. ’
’ wow you are depressed! ’
’ guess who’s a traitor! ’
’ my life isn’t that important compared to a book with words in it, i know, i understand, thank you.’
’ goodbye pride, i’m gonna be depressed forever! ’
’ oooh, he has opinions! ’
’ did i just find my new profession? '
’ i read the bible twice so i know exactly what they wanted us to understand. ’
’ did he just call me stupid? ’
’ did we hurt your feelings by existing? ’
’ i hate myself, i’m going to hell! ’
’ how much was i worth? ’
’ we gotta find ourselves through jesus. …in him, actually. ’
’ if you’re gonna go with your beliefs, go with them 100%. ’
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