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‘reacting to anti-gay ads ’ sentence starters pt.2

the second compilation of only some of the iconic quotes from macdoesi.t’s ‘reacting to’ series. feel free to change the pronouns as needed! we love sentence starters in this house.

part one can be found here!

‘ that’s because they didn’t want to get close to all that bullshit. ’

‘ that’s a freaky bitch move. ’

‘ honestly? i don’t want to be touched by anybody on any day of my life. ’

‘ don’t touch me, i’m straight. ’

‘ *loud wine sip* ’

‘ he wasn’t even the problem, he was the answer. ’

‘ call me! don’t call me. ...call me? ’

‘ what’s a pizza? ’

‘ we want it, and we got it. ’

‘ i can’t come back from that because it’s kind of true. ’

‘ oooh, he educated! ’

‘ we have the gay disease. ’

‘ how long am i gonna be gone? forever. ’

‘ how long am i gonna be gone? forever. you can keep on paying me though. ’

‘ hell yeah, kill me, bitch! ’

‘ this already feels like a headache. ’

‘ i don’t know the rules about the internet. ’

‘ because apparently, the world still hasn’t learned. ’

‘ everything is cancelled, i’m done. ’

‘ i ruined my own joke with my own stupidity. ’

‘ we’re getting a sequel? are you serious? ’

‘ we’re going back to what makes me the most money. ’

‘ i’m like, such a bad influencer. like i don’t ... influence. ’

‘ why can i not be normal? ’

‘ i should write a book! ’ 

‘ i think i’m tipsy? ’

‘ men are scary! ’

‘ shut up. just ... shut up. ’

‘ i’m a gay, in case you couldn’t tell. ’

‘ please give me money. ’

+ bonus: ‘ reacting to pro-gay ads ’

' what do i look like to you, a fucking hippie? ’

‘ can i just sleep now? ’

‘ i self doubt myself so much. ’

‘ get the fuck up, australia. ’

‘ i can never just let anyone win. ’

‘ is this what it feels like to fall in love? ’

‘ is the dog gay? ’

‘ it’s christmas somewhere. ’

‘ i am such a sellout. ’

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‘reacting to anti-gay ads ’ sentence starters

a compilation of only some of the iconic quotes from macdoesi.t’s ‘reacting to’ series. feel free to change the pronouns as needed!

' we throw the god damn cup. '

' i got a big cup because it makes me look smaller. '

' [sarcastically] jesus said the same thing! '

' just put it all in a bag, and then drop it. problem solved! '

' is that trying to be flowers? '

' just go straight to the intolerance please. '

' he knows the homosexual agenda guys, we gotta kill him. '

' my battery is running low, and so is my patience. '

' there are more people with hammer toe. ' 

' how gay do you feel today on a scale of one to me? '

' tap water made me gay? '

' do you need some tea? '

' moral of the story: don't drink tap water. ' 

' who hurt you? '

' i'm too tired and privileged. '

' i don't even like kids. '

' i just wanna die. '

' burn me up in flames. '

' tag yourself, i'm the broken hotdog. '

' so i see american idol said 'no.' '

' i have many questions right now. '

' we finna not actually. '

' what a wimp! '

' i swear to god, i've gotten more and more gay. '

' is that a threat or is that a promise? '

' i mean, you can kill me. '

' i am an ORIGINAL, my dad tells me everyday. '

' when do you think i'll get my shit back together? ' 

' i mean, who's not sick of me right? '

' this bitch was expensive. '

' i'm going back to straightdom. '

' i'm gonna judge all i want! '

' i swear to god, i am not that depressed. '

' maybe i am depressed. '

' why do you think i'm so funny? it's because i hate myself. '

' wow you are depressed! '

' guess who's a traitor! '

' my life isn't that important compared to a book with words in it, i know, i understand, thank you.'

' goodbye pride, i'm gonna be depressed forever! '

' oooh, he has opinions! '

' did i just find my new profession? ' 

' i read the bible twice so i know exactly what they wanted us to understand. '

' did he just call me stupid? '

' did we hurt your feelings by existing? '

' i hate myself, i'm going to hell! '

' how much was i worth? '

' i'm kind of tired. '

' we gotta find ourselves through jesus. ...in him, actually. '

' if you're gonna go with your beliefs, go with them 100%. '

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