Pops goes the Weasel!

Windy chan is here to save the day! :DDD Straight for Lab 13 to your nearby Nova Infested battled ground I'm here to crack some skulls and kick some boooteeh! Feel free to drop me a message pallies! ^ - ^

[forevervalkyrie]

“How many SISTERS does Onii-sama have?!”

[killatonhammermagic]

114255,352567,12412,12312,12

[killatonhammermagic]

how did it feel to get wrecked?

" ͠L͢et͢҉'͜s͟ ̨̛s͡͞e҉e͘҉ ͘h̷oẃ͢ co̵҉çky͞ ͠y̧o͡u̕҉͜ ̴҉a̵͏̷r̢e̕̕͝ ̷ ̛́w̛i̸͡t͠͏h̸̢ ̸m̨y̨ ͡fi̕st̛ ͢͜d̴̡o͢͞w͝n̡̕ ̧y͘o̕͠u͜͝r͢͝ t̸h̸̛̀r̴o̡҉҉a͏t!̴̷͜ ̨̨ ͢ ̡ ̧ ͏̸͢Ò  ̢̢̛P͝҉͝ ̀̕ ͟͟E̴ ̨ ̶͠N̛͠ ̢͏ ̧͠ ̢ ̵̴͟ ̧̡W̴ I̡ ̕͢D̀ E̢!̀ ͝͠"

[untouchablenova]

Ouka is stuck to Kazuya like glue today…I can’t get a moment alone with him. I only want to ask him out to the movies! ; ^ ;

[killatonhammermagic]

Then unstick them silly!

[killatonhammermagic]

legenderesteel

The birds and the bees?

[killatonhammermagic]

“Spooky scary skeletons!”

[killatonhammermagic]

As long as you lend me your sister you can hit everything you want!

“Lend! Bend! Fend! MEND! TREND! Wait wait wait wait! I need to get Tes to come play this with us! TESIE yooohooooo! ~ “

[killatonhammermagic]

I've been doing that for quite a long time

“Can I hit some of them! Can I?! CAN I?!”

[killatonhammermagic]

“Can’t we all just smile and hit our problems with hammers! That would be fun!”

[theeredrabbit]

Superheros

[nightengalerenault]

I like your hair when it's shorter.

“…Thank, you?”

[killatonhammermagic]

“You should cut it short again Sis!”

[killatonhammermagic]

Did you ever take a bath with Teslad?

“Yupers! ~ But sometimes Sis can be really mean and not let me share the bath with her!!”

[killatonhammermagic]

-Slugs Windy really hard across the face-

The suddenness of kinetic force. Skin reeling, muscles shifting, bones clattering.

It woke her up. Stunning her momentarily from the sudden weak assault her body had absorbed. Senses temporally stunned, offline, forced to reboot.

The Legendary Pandora simply put a foot slightly out to stop herself staggering. Eyes fixing the other in their luminosity. Attacker backing away…Windy may smiled a different smile. Her voice invading their head mockingly.

‘W̨̛e͡҉á͡k̴̛͟͢F͘͘ee̸̡͢b҉͠le̴͜͠I̴̢͝n͞ęf̡͠fec͘ti̴v͠ȩ̨͠P̀u͏n̡̧y̸̛͠W̵̛҉eed̨҉ý̴́̕D̸͟e̸͞b͢͏i̕͢l̵i̶͢͝t̸̶̶a̧͡te̶͠d͘ ‘

They felt their muscles lock up, unable to take their eyes of her as the Pandora now crazed with excitement, took forth her Hammer from the void. Hauling it effortlessly back in a mighty arch.

‘ O͜ųr t͠ùrn͢ ‘

Torn wind, a scream….a sickening thud followed by the splash of crimson. They fall back over themselves clattering to the floor like a broken doll.

‘ F̨̛̕ ͜r͏ ̢a̸̸͝ ͏͏g̀ ̢̀i͠ ͜l̸̵͜ e ‘ Is the last words they ever hear.

[killatonhammermagic]

Nooooononono a bae is a short word for calling you a totally adorable darling

“Aaaawww! ~ You think I’m cute?!”

“But it still rhymes with hay, may, pay, fay, bae, bay-“

[killatonhammermagic]

windy may is bae

“What’s a bae? OH! Oh oh oh! Does it rhyme with May and Bay and sometimes Hay or Shay?!“

“I like this game! It is A-Okay!”

[killatonhammermagic]

Pink is just a fake purple

Windy’s usual bright smile fades into something more sinister, smirk beginning to slither out onto her changing features, a voice speaks inside your mind. It is without a shadow of a doubt Windy.

‘ P͡u̕rple ̡i͟s̢ jus̕t a f̛a̡k͠e p̀ink͟ ‘

[killatonhammermagic]

Are you just pretending to be happy to seem normal?

“Nooope! ~” Windy bounces at you, gently wrapping her arms up behind your neck. Almost as if she is going to give you a hug. “What makes ya think that Alie palie pudding and pie?! ~”

It is a genuinely curious question, one mercifully that girl takes no offense to.

[legenderesteel]

What's your favorite Ice cream flavor?

"….The cream coloured one."

[killatonhammermagic]

"The pink one is beetteeeeeeer! ~"